The Yakuza Way = WORST MOVIE EVER

[MrWhitefolks]

ok, if you ever want to watch a movie with Mike Takeuchi of the DoA series fame...NEVER EVER EVER watch this shit. EVER

worst plot ever
worst action ever
the cop cars go from sleeked out 2000 style cars to the old box cars of the 70s every 10 seconds(when ever they turn a corner, it's a different car model)
the acting is FAR below an Erik Roberts special .99 for 7days deal

god, makes me wish i was aborted so i didnt have to suffer thru the 2/3rds of this i actually watched.

jesus fucking christ

MrWhitefolks

[arjue]

....so its bad then?

[Mr-K]

I stand by "Blind Fury" being the worst movie ever.

[Despair]

Blind Fury was a good movie You know nothing

As for Yakuza Way, I shall check it out someday

[TaiMaiShu]

Me and my friends like to laugh and pick at bad movies. Sounds like this would be a good one.

[MechDeus]

I'll bet it was way better then "The Monster With Two Heads." Trust me, that movie will make your head hurt if you try to think about it in the slightest. The more sense you try to make of it, the worse it gets, especially if you try keeping track of the cars and where they're driving.

Oh sweet Jesus the pain...

[TaiMaiShu]

Originally posted by MechDeus
I'll bet it was way better then "The Monster With Two Heads." Trust me, that movie will make your head hurt if you try to think about it in the slightest. The more sense you try to make of it, the worse it gets, especially if you try keeping track of the cars and where they're driving.

Oh sweet Jesus the pain...

Heh...I seen that movie a while back. Was kind of confusin'.

[ChaoofNee]

Pah! Mission to Mars is still the worst movie ever!

[Josh]

Nope... The Outdoorsters is the worst movie ever.

[MechDeus]

Originally posted by TaiMaiShu
Heh...I seen that movie a while back. Was kind of confusin'.

I feel sorry for you. My stepfather (wierd typing that) and I were watching it and we tried keeping track of the police cars, how many there were, how many times each one crashed, and where they would show back up after having crashed and been "broken down." It broke my brain, if I remember right.

Not to mention the fact that the guy's girlfriend (or wife, can't remember) actually considered having sex with him despite having another guys head attached! The fact that she had to think about it was just creepy.