A scheme to LIVE FOREVER (plus get free stuff!)

[arjue]

Ok, have any of you's guys heard of alex chiu? He is this fucking kick ass scientist.

www.alexchiu.com

He has invented rings that he claims will actually keep you young forever. This guy is for real, and he is offering to give them away if you rack up enough referrals.

Here is what I think we should all do:

1) get an account there

2) each of us click on everyone elses link, racking up quite alot of referrals for doing virtually nothing.

3) Afterwards, if need be, get referrals the usual way for a much
shorter length of time

4) LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

The rings are basically plastic rings with magnets in them. They look all chunky and cool.

I doubted that they'd deliver the rings, but I did this ages ago, and they really do send you them. I got mine, and I live in Australia. I've since lost the rings due to someone elses doings, so I want a new pair.

if you get enough hits, you can earn other stuff, like super rings, and immortality foot braces.

My link is in my signature, so CLICK IT! I'll click anyone elses who signs up.

[xS]

I've seen this before. I think someone once used a dupe account pretending to be some old age gamer who used these rings.

[arjue]

hahaha, thats pretty sad.

[xS]

http://www.alexchiu.com/philosophy/future.htm
http://www.alexchiu.com/cell/frame.htm

[arjue]

clearly, the greatest scientest in the history of mankind.

[Prince Planet]

A Chinese, psuedo-Jewish genius inventor and former sushi chef. What's not to like, especially with quotes like these:

"Alicia Silverstone is so beautiful. She is the example of a perfect human blend. I shall endeavor to make everyone as beautiful as Alicia with my inventions."

and...

"I am not a Taiwanese. I am Chinese, and I wish China will one day take Taiwan back, peacefully or by force, at any cost! A Taiwanese who does not consider himself to be Chinese does not deserve to become immortal. So if that's you, my product is not for you. "

Heh.

[Sl1p]

Immortality? Yeah, I got that.

BAMM!

They hurt though..I think I wore them once before this since they tend to dig into your skin.

[sggg]

Meh.. living forever would suck.

[Klonoa]

wtf is going on here.

[Shine]

I remember this from The Daily Show. Either way his promise of a ring that gives one unusually long life souds familliar to me, and a bit unsettling as well.