Owned.

[Ragnarok the Red]

Originally posted by station82o
cause he is - as we call them here in texas - an 'ijit'

Part of what I miss about being back home

Originally posted by Dolemite

Also, you Texans get to carry around guns right out in the open.

Texas is cool.

Indeed it is. I remember the gun conventions that happened at Dallas' Market Center almost every week, and how when I drive by I'd just see people walking out of their armed with enough firearms to take over a portion of the state and secede from the union again

Originally posted by station82o
Heh - yeah, Tracer and I both strongly believe that were the United States ever to be invaded by a foreign army - that Texas would be this country's last defense - and Houston its Helm's Deep - there's some crazy tough mofos around here.

Yes, whenever I think of an imaginary scenario where there's a massive land invasionary force that comes in on the East or West coast, they'd be stalled considerably at the midpoint of the country when they ran into Texas and the army of shotgun and rifle totin' good 'ol boys they got down there. It's awesome

[Thief Silver]

Texas used to be it's own country, it can handle itself. It has it's own private military of of men weilding shotguns.

I use to live in Texas before I moved up to Ohio, it's quite the change from Texas winter to Ohio winter, that's for sure.

[Shinobi128]

Another tale from the 'OWNED' files:

Listen to this hippie get owned...

http://www.spikeyworld.com/politics/pwndhippie.mp3

[Tracer]

Originally posted by Ragnarok the Red
Part of what I miss about being back home




Indeed it is. I remember the gun conventions that happened at Dallas' Market Center almost every week, and how when I drive by I'd just see people walking out of their armed with enough firearms to take over a portion of the state and secede from the union again




Yes, whenever I think of an imaginary scenario where there's a massive land invasionary force that comes in on the East or West coast, they'd be stalled considerably at the midpoint of the country when they ran into Texas and the army of shotgun and rifle totin' good 'ol boys they got down there. It's awesome

Hahahaha! Actually I belive that Salt Lake City would be the Helms Deep of America. If you know enough about the Mormons you know they'd defend the USA to the last man. America to them is the Holy Land and I know for a fact that it is endorsed by thier church to have provisions for such emergencies.

Me and station and another friend (who is Mormon) talked about such silliness at a Dennys one day and said that Texas could succeed and conquer much of the USA, treating Oklahoma as a territory for conqured and subseqently oppressed peoples (Like the Native Americans all over again), avoiding Southern Louisiana entirely ("wel-come to da swamps!"). The whole Southwest would crumble except Salt Lake City because those dudes are fucking serious. Everything else would be a matter of time. We all had a laugh at it and didn't bring it up again.

On the subject of Texas though - It seems the Dixie Chicks were Owned :/ I actually agreed with them, but talk about carreer suicide. I guess it's time for them to change thier group name and become a full fledged pop-group. For those of you who didn't hear about it: One of the members said, while on stage in London (go figure.. they listen to crappy music too), 'I think George W. Bush is a disgrace to Texas,' which isn't really true because I think perhaps he accurately portrays a good majority of Texans, just not the more progressive ones. I like the sentiment honestly - if you disagree with him and you're a Texan it's natural to think he's inaccurately representing you BUT - If Texas isn't the land of Warhawks, Oil-Barons and Borderline Facists then I don't know what is.

ºTracer

Originally posted by Shinobi128
Another tale from the 'OWNED' files:

Listen to this hippie get owned...

http://www.spikeyworld.com/politics/pwndhippie.mp3

Jesus christ that's sad.

LOL

[Rick]

Originally posted by Shinobi128
Another tale from the 'OWNED' files:

Listen to this hippie get owned...

http://www.spikeyworld.com/politics/pwndhippie.mp3

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I did like that point they host brought up at the end. "In 10 years are people going to be thanking me for their freedom or you?"

[Tain]

On today's Photoshop Phriday, titled "Video Game Characters Gone Bad", this was the final image:

[Shinobi128]

Originally posted by Tain
On today's Photoshop Phriday, titled "Video Game Characters Gone Bad", this was the final image:

[Yoshi]

Originally posted by Shinobi128
Another tale from the 'OWNED' files:

Listen to this hippie get owned...

http://www.spikeyworld.com/politics/pwndhippie.mp3

Best. MP3. Evar.

[Josh]

Thanks for reminding me to check Something Awful... this is the greatest image I have ever seen:

[J2d]

Originally posted by Sl1p
When I read the topic, I thought I was going to see this inside.

That vid is just sad, on both parts.