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  1. I would consider this to be part of the "owned" files.

    This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

    He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

    He had taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

  2. matthewgood fan
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  3. #64
    THAT is GREAT!!!!!!

    I don't think any one man can own anyone else any more than that groom.
    Quote Originally Posted by EvilMog View Post
    Screw being smart. This is TNL.

  4. Hey:

    Truly a pathetic punch by the white kid. Overextended, wide, unbalanced. "Telegraphed" is putting it nicely. Even worse, he has no ground skills and allowed the brother to attain full mount in seconds. He deserved it. Thanks, 88.

    The guy sniffing his sister's panties...sick. I have trouble laughing at such disturbing behavior.

    -Technosphile

  5. that kid had an easy time with him, plus I've never seen a man swing like a little bitch as much as this in my life!
    don't wanna tangle with you, I'd rather tangle with him.
    I think I'm gonna bash his head in...

  6. That wedding story is fucking amazing. That guy is a goddamn genius and if I saw him on the street I would shake his hand.

  7. That mega man animated image is hilarious!

  8. Originally posted by diffusionx
    That wedding story is fucking amazing. That guy is a goddamn genius and if I saw him on the street I would shake his hand.
    Agreed.

  9. Does anyone have another article on this groom? That story is incredible.

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