Owned.

[Master]

Originally posted by Technosphile
Truly a pathetic punch by the white kid. Overextended, wide, unbalanced. "Telegraphed" is putting it nicely. Even worse, he has no ground skills and allowed the brother to attain full mount in seconds. He deserved it. Thanks, 88.

I would venture to say that my grandma could kick that kid's ass. And my grandma is dead.

[fiend_of_rejections]

To all the people that got owned, I say:
*click here*

[Regus]

Originally posted by Shinobi128
I would consider this to be part of the "owned" files.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

He had taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

BTW, that's just an urban myth. I knew exactly what story I was in for the moment I saw the word wedding in the first line. Now, let me regale you with the story of how a suba diver was found dead hanging from a tree in a forrest, miles away from the nearest body of water. Apparently there was a forrest fire and one of those planes that scoops up water sucked him up while he was scuba diving and dumped him into the fire.

I swear it's true, a friend of a friend of a friend told me so.

[Klonoa]

Originally posted by Shinobi128
I would consider this to be part of the "owned" files.

The wedding ownage is the greatest ownage I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

Spectacular.

Originally posted by Regus



BTW, that's just an urban myth. I knew exactly what story I was in for the moment I saw the word wedding in the first line.

fuck...knew it was too good to be true.

[Diff-chan]

Originally posted by Regus

BTW, that's just an urban myth. I knew exactly what story I was in for the moment I saw the word wedding in the first line. Now, let me regale you with the story of how a suba diver was found dead hanging from a tree in a forrest, miles away from the nearest body of water. Apparently there was a forrest fire and one of those planes that scoops up water sucked him up while he was scuba diving and dumped him into the fire.

Watch Magnolia lately?

[sleeve]

Yet another reason why Snopes is one of the best sites on the Internet.

[enigmajelly]

Wowza, that kid got rocked in that fight, especially that last boot to the face, that probably didn't put a smile on his face. Also, that hippie mp3 was great, that chick didn't know what the shit she was talking about. I hate people that argue the opposite side of an obvious argument simply to be different. She just wanted to protest for the sake of protesting, she didn't even know all the facts, dumb broad.

[Mman]

yeah, that is painful watching that kid get his ass kicked.

Personally, although I have really never been in too many fist fights, I dont think I will ever throw the first punch. Much easier to inticipate the other guys punch and either dodge or protect myself and attack back when he is most vulnerable which is right after the punch (which probably is being exerted w/ all his force) reaches its apex.

[elBeardoAlwaysWins]

The 11th Commandment, "thou shall not sniff thy sister's panties or face eternal damnation."

[K3V]

Originally posted by Regus
BTW, that's just an urban myth. I knew exactly what story I was in for the moment I saw the word wedding in the first line. Now, let me regale you with the story of how a suba diver was found dead hanging from a tree in a forrest, miles away from the nearest body of water. Apparently there was a forrest fire and one of those planes that scoops up water sucked him up while he was scuba diving and dumped him into the fire.

I swear it's true, a friend of a friend of a friend told me so.

Yep, I was just about to post that the wedding story was an urban legend. I've heard it a few times now myself, same with the scuba diver one.

-Kevin