Mainly for this reason- you know how when you're a kid people will do that thing with their thumb and make it look like that they pulled it off? You know how when you're a kid you can't tell the difference because, well, you're a kid? Well, my dad had that same idea, except that when he did it it was with a giant fish dripping with slime and gunk. He licked it in front of me. After I had eaten lunch. I puked and puked and for a month later if I was anywhere near a fish I'd get sick. So after that, I kind of cultivated a distaste for fish.




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