Van Damme in Swan Lake adaptation

[Despair]

OMG. Just read this news bit:

"Van Damme's Next & Swan Lake: Kaseys Van Damme Page reports that Yaletown Entertainment Corp has acquired rights for a sequel to the Jean Claude Van Damme flick "Replicant". The action star is busy right now though with a Ringo Lam directed remake of Steve McQueen classic "The Great Escape" in the works, and funnily enough a film version of the ballet classic "Swan Lake". The Observer has details on the big screen adaptation of Tchaikovsky's classic which is being handled by both the English National Ballet and the FX teams behind the "Harry Potter" movies, and will be non-dancing. Shooting is due to start next spring and the movie is expected to be screened later next year whilst Jonathan Shalit, the main guy behind the production is after the likes of Ewan MacGregor, Glenn Close, Jane Seymour and of course the 'Muscles from Brussels' for key roles. Thanks to 'BrowB'."

Comments?

[TaiMaiShu]

Heh...you're not serious, are you?

[Dolemite]

Um...er...what?

[Despair]

No, These are actual facts. Taken from Dark Horizons.

Quite bizzare

[TaiMaiShu]

Yes, bizzare.

[raystorm]

Well..Van Damme did say he did Ballet before learning martial arts. He said it gave him the flexiblity to do those damn split kicks he always does.

[Jeremy]

Reminds me of Hogan in a tutu in Mr. Nanny. Should be funny if nothing else.

[Shine]

[Despair]

Now I need to find one of those pics with Van Damme in ballet getup. I seen some on the net.