Dragonball Z

[Cheebs]

Alright, I think I can work that photograph of Goku's odd lizard transformation into the story:

*Goku gets in way over his head. Beat up badly. Friends find him in a coma and bring him to Roshi.*

Roshi- "Oh, this is bad. The world is doomed if Goku cannot fight." *opens an ornate wooden box. Removes pellet."
Bulma- "What is that?"
Roshi- "It is a senzu bean: Stem cells from collected the komodo dragon, dried, and formed into a small pellet. It contains the full potential of the dragon."
*Begin dramatic montage where Roshi lights candles around Goku, grinds the senzu, sprinkles it into bowl of hot water, wafts vapors over Goku, etc*

Goku- *groggy, slowly opens eyes*

Time passes

Roshi- "Goku, it is time I taught you kaioken, the art of senzu refinement. You have already seen kaioken level one.

Kaioken level two involves directly eating the senzu. At this level the senzu will not only revive, but strengthen as well. Only a warrior with a spirit of iron can withstand the punishment an ingested senzu inflicts on the body. But the reward is untold strength.

Kaioken level three is the logical progression of level two. A larger quantity of senzu is distilled into a concentrated drink. The amount of senzu needed makes level three exceedingly expensive and rare. And dangerous. Kaioken level three brings madness and terror to all but the most disciplined minds. Level three also brings speed, agility, awareness. And power.

Kaioken level four only exists in theory. The liquid from level three is injected directly into the blood stream. The kaioken masters claim success sees the dragon DNA take hold of your body granting the full potential of the dragon. The kaioken masters have never seen success. Only death and burning pain to all who attempt.

Time passes

Goku is in over his head again in the End Of Movie Battle

Goku- "Kaioken level 2!" *Eats senzu bean. Does a little better. Still gets beaten down*

Goku- "Kaioken level 3!"
peanut gallery- "No! He's not ready!"
Goku- "HuuuunnnyuuuughhhhhhAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" *Gets the upper hand. Peanut gallery gawks in amazement. Villain pulls out the Ultimate Secret Thing and regains the upper hand. Goku beaten down horribly.*

Goku- "K... Kaio Ken... Le..." *Reaches for last vial of senzu and syringe*
peanut gallery- "NOOOOOOOOO GOKUUUUUUUUUU!"
Goku- "Le... LEVEL FOUR!!!!" *injects*
Goku- "GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH UghK chk AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *hurk* *hurk* "AAAAWAAAAAAAGHU AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" etc.
*Transforms into dorky lizard thing. Delivers the final ass kicking.*

[Advocate]

*Goku looks towards the sky and Vegita starts to speak.*

Vegita: Search your feelings you know it to be true.

*Goku grabs his heart and looks spastically left to right ...*

Goku: NOOOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T BE!

*Vegita then stares at Goku*

Vegita: Yes ... Yes ... Master Roshi has taught you well. But he never did tell you.

Goku: WHY MASTER ROSHI? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

Vegita: Cause he knows that you would crumble ... Wait you have a sister .... MAYBE SHE WILL LIKE TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE OF THE DRAGONBALL!

*Goku has flashbacks of Bulma and he then gets angry and a flash of light and BLAM! Goku becomes Super Saiyan! *

Goku: NO I WILL NEVER ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN!

Emperor Cell arrives and he starts to laugh.

CELL: Yes Yes ... Let the hate drive you! Strike him down with all your might!

Goku's guns Kame and Hame ha are now Gun Blades ... The strikes staggers Vegita who also goes Super Saiyan.

Vegita: SEE! Now you are one with the Dark Side of the DragonBall!

[Cheebs]

I think I know what's up. The movie studio has no clue what to do with the script so they leaked some baffling/horrible pictures in the hopes that TNL would write a bunch of "what they should do" posts. Then they'll come in here and cobble together their script off of our "hard work".

Let's give them a hand with some one-liners:

Vegita- "Piccolo? More like Penny Whistle!" *beats down Piccolo*

Goku to Vegita- "Hmph. You couldn't find your own ass with a scouter!"

Bulma- I'll give you Dragon Balls! *kicks Vegita in the nuts*

[Advocate]

TNL would write a bunch of "what they should do" posts. Then they'll come in here and cobble together their script off of our "hard work".

Let's give them a hand with some one-liners:

Vegita- "Piccolo? More like Penny Whistle!" *beats down Piccolo*

Goku to Vegita- "Hmph. You couldn't find your own ass with a scouter!"

Bulma- I'll give you Dragon Balls! *kicks Vegita in the nuts*

Goku: Your mom.

Vegita: your funny.

Goku: whose awesome.

Piccalo: fuck off.

Bulma: No YOU fuck off.

Master Roshi: Noob.

Goku: Mortal Kombat.

Bulma: Dracula.

Master Roshi: *holds up a pic of a Prolapsed Anus*

Goku: Now this thread is going places.

Bulma: Rep +1. Also: LOL.

[Space Pirate Roberts]

Yajirobe: who wants some posta?

[Advocate]

Yajirobe: who wants some posta?

Goku: How do you pronouce Pasta? With an ah sound or a oh sound?

Vegita: Okay guys I know this chick that lives next to me ... do i make her a Cow cake?

Goku: Only if you're a faggot.

Bulma: No, it makes you look desperate.

Piccalo: Exactly.

Vegita: Well I'm doing it anyway.

Goku: Then why ask us?

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Yajirobe: Well, I called the cops on some dudes that smoked ganja in the house next to me.

Goku: Snitches get stitches.

Yajirobe: Oh real grownup there.

Goku: I say we rename Yajirobe.

Piccalo: TRUTH!

[Cheebs]

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It is done. I just can't see any script topping Advocate's "TNL Ball Z".

[BerringerX]

[YellerDog]

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