No more PSO...ever?

**thray-walsh** · 23 May 2003, 04:25 AM

That's odd. That's not what Yuji Naka told me in an interview last week.

Methinks they're confused.

**Johnny Nighttrain** · 23 May 2003, 04:31 AM

what did he have to say?

**AaronChance** · 23 May 2003, 05:10 AM

Originally posted by Lucas Barton
what did he have to say?

PSO4 will be exclusive to Sega's new console, codename 'titantic.' The console will ship bundled with AM2's revolutionary wine tasting game and special 'transtaster' which is like a transvibrator only you stick it in your mouth.

**Daisuke Jigen** · 23 May 2003, 05:10 AM

Originally posted by Ammadeau
PSO4 will be exclusive to Sega's new console, codename 'titantic.' The console will ship bundled with AM2's revolutionary wine tasting game and special 'transtaster' which is like a transvibrator only you stick it in your mouth.

When, where, and how much money?

**Lhadatt** · 23 May 2003, 05:42 AM

When cows fly, exclusive distribution to Guam and the Mars colony only (importers will be shut down via the DMCA and any other frivolous law that may apply, even if the US has no jurisdiction because we can get away with it), and more money than you will ever see in your life because Sega is out to screw you all.

So there.

**Daisuke Jigen** · 23 May 2003, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by Lhadatt
When cows fly, exclusive distribution to Guam and the Mars colony only (importers will be shut down via the DMCA and any other frivolous law that may apply, even if the US has no jurisdiction because we can get away with it), and more money than you will ever see in your life because Sega is out to screw you all.

So there.

So I should start apartment hunting in Guam then?

Yes, I am a Sega diehard. I've got every failure Sega ever made, and I love every single one.

I've still got my recipt from the day I got my Dreamcast. (9-9-99) in my wallet, with all the pictures of my family.

If Sega made a new console that was powered by pieces of my dick it cut off and burned for fuel during every bootup and reset, I would still not hesitate to buy it.

EDIT: It's not importing from Guam. Guam is a US territory.

**Lhadatt** · 23 May 2003, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by Daisuke Jigen
If Sega made a new console that was powered by pieces of my dick it cut off and burned for fuel during every bootup and reset, I would still not hesitate to buy it.

That's... hardCORE. Or obsessively extreme.

EDIT: It's not importing from Guam. Guam is a US territory.

Not after Sega buys it using the profits from Dreamcast III.