Shenmue II

[Jeremy]

Originally posted by OmniGear
to each their own.

Thank you.

[MVS]

You can take most of this thread as just mean jokes (and they are ), but you still have about 200% of the words you need in any review.

Chop, Chop, Chop.

[Jeremy]

Ah, a smilie, what a welcome change of pace. I'll probably give this review a revision tomorrow.

[Brisco Bold]

"The gameplay in Shenmue II is comprised in a similar manner as the original game."

or:

Shenmue II's gameplay is similiar to its predecessor.

Originally posted by Jeremy
Hey, I'd love to do that, but I can't get beyond the endless bullshit I've been put through by half the folks in this thread to actually use the advice. Why should I take the advice of folks who spent MONTHS giving me shit?

You're a liar. You're also obstinate. When people tried to give you advice sans the bull-shit you didn't listen. Convient excuses are your forte. How 'bout writing those instead of reviews.

Whatever, dude.

edited, cuz, like, I'm Bold!

[Omni]

Originally posted by Jeremy
Thank you.

Of course, but that doesn't mean your opinion on this matter isn't stupid.

[Rich]

Not at Omni, but at this thread.

Originally posted by Jeremy 1 hour ago
Simple, Ninjas was funny.

[Diff-chan]

Originally posted by Jeremy
Hey, I'd love to do that, but I can't get beyond the endless bullshit I've been put through by half the folks in this thread to actually use the advice. Why should I take the advice of folks who spent MONTHS giving me shit?

Oh, now here's the old "feel sorry for me because people are telling me my reviews suck! I cant ever get better at writing because people are telling me to get better at writing!"

Shut the fuck up Jeremy. Seriously. Either improve or stop writing reviews. Your reviews are a waste of bandwidth and you are wasting your time.

This is what happens when you post a review:

01. You post a review that is shitty.
02. People tell you its shitty.
03. You counter by saying that its your "style" to be informative, which means you have to be detailed, which means your reviews get long.
04. People tell you your reviews are long because they're padded with garbage, and that you've never improved.
05. You claim that you have changed your style a few times.
06. People call you out and the only style you've changed is what shape the poop comes out.
07. You counter by saying that you cant improve because people are yelling at you.
08. You come out with the next review, as shitty as the one before it, and you blame everyone else and your "writing style" for its shittiness.

STOP IT. Either shut the fuck up, sit down, and learn to write one sentence, then one paragraph, then two paragraphs, then an entire review well, or just shut the fuck up and stop posting this garbage to this board.

[Tommy Tallarico]

Originally posted by BriannaHaskins
Err..OKEI.

Well, anyway, I just loved the chemistry between Ren and Ryo in this game. Xiuying is just a beautifully well-rounded character. I hope we see more of these two on Shenmue III, since its not until the very climax at the end of the sequel that the story elements are all tied up and become real interesting, leaving you wanting to play Shenmue III NOW. Oh!! And we finally know what Shenmue means!!

That review > your review.

Seriously, what an ass you are to act like you don't have to do shit for the reader.

And don't come back with some lame shit about how you're there to inform and how all this negativity is hurting your eye, no one gives a fuck. Your writing is useless, boring, and you ARE NOT A WRITER. I could drink paint and shit on a canvas but that doesn't make me a painter.

Again, this does not require one of your typically shitty, repetitive answers. You + Words = Shit, and anyone with a brain and two eyes knows it.

[Tyler_Durden]

Originally posted by Jeremy
Hey, I'd love to do that, but I can't get beyond the endless bullshit I've been put through by half the folks in this thread to actually use the advice. Why should I take the advice of folks who spent MONTHS giving me shit?

So you're not going to take our advice because we make fun of you for not taking our advice? Is this part of the master plan?

Jeremy, if you're truly as dedicated to writing as you claim you are, if this is your passion...then when comparing the amount of time, money and effort you put into your writing with the amount of ass you suck at it, you're the single most pathetic person I've ever encountered in my entire life. Congratulations. Tell your friends about it. If you have any. Alex Kidd doesn't count.

[Rich]

Originally posted by diffusionx

01. You post a review that is shitty.
02. People tell you its shitty.
03. You counter by saying that its your "style" to be informative, which means you have to be detailed, which means your reviews get long.
04. People tell you your reviews are long because they're padded with garbage, and that you've never improved.
05. You claim that you have changed your style a few times.
06. People call you out and the only style you've changed is what shape the poop comes out.
07. You counter by saying that you cant improve because people are yelling at you.
08. You come out with the next review, as shitty as the one before it, and you blame everyone else and your "writing style" for its shittiness.

That...was beautiful. It nailed it perfectly.