Thong lovin courtesy of Postal 2

[bahn]

Tucson, AZ - Starting Friday, July 11, 2003, Running With Scissors, cordially invites their sickly loyal fans to enter the most outrageous contest - ever. "It's every guy's - and some girl's - dream of a lifetime," oozed Vince Desi, Running With Scissors' flesh-inflamed CEO. "This brings new meaning to the _expression 'Going Postal' - it's virgin-breaking territory over the Internet."
The POSTAL 2 Most Outrageous Screenshot Contest is being cosponsored by over 30 websites. The Grand Prize is so enticing that even the Postal Dude drools at the mere mention of it! And the Grand Prize is?

One truly blessed fan will assist world famous Hollywood photographer Lee Roth on-location at the NUDE POSTAL BABES 2004 CALENDAR shoot.

The Grand Prize, which includes round-trip airfare, luxury hotel accommodations, and partying with Running With Scissors, will be awarded to the fan who can concoct the most OUTRAGEOUS screen shot from POSTAL 2. First Runner-Up will receive an authentic POSTAL 2 thong worn by the Blonde Postal Babe at E3 in Los Angeles (delivered in its original zip-lock bag to ensure tasty freshness), a POSTAL BABES signed calendar, and lots of Running With Scissors stuff.

Blood, fire, vomit, animals... use your game-playing skills, your photo-shop skills, creative writing skills, your audio skills - it's all good. Rules, you ask? There are no rules! Just send in your most OUTRAGEOUS screen shot from POSTAL 2!

[Sl1p]

Theres a Postal 2 now?

[bahn]

Ya. where have you been?

[kabuki]

"...an authentic POSTAL 2 thong worn by the Blonde Postal Babe at E3 in Los Angeles (delivered in its original zip-lock bag to ensure tasty freshness)..."

Wow. I wonder how degraded that woman must feel.

[bahn]

she probably thinks it's cool if she's the one offering it. or perhaps it's not the same one, but they just want to make ppl think as such. either way, this is pretty bizarre.

[Yoshi]

Originally posted by kabuki
"...an authentic POSTAL 2 thong worn by the Blonde Postal Babe at E3 in Los Angeles (delivered in its original zip-lock bag to ensure tasty freshness)..."

Wow. I wonder how degraded that woman must feel.

Give me a fucking break. Women are only degraded because they ask to be. This chick is the perfect example.

[Joust Williams]

"your audio skills"

Um...it's a screenshot contest, geniuses. These guys actually program "games"?

[sleeve]

Wait, so Running with Scissors is based in Tucson?

[TobalRox]

Too bad the game is AWFUL. Fun to play for the novelty of it all, and it has a nice new approach, but the gameplay is terrible. I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to shoot a guy in the face with a shotgun 10x before he dies when I'm playing on the easiest level.

[MrWhitefolks]

Originally posted by TobalRox
I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to shoot a guy in the face with a shotgun 10x before he dies when I'm playing on the easiest level.

yeah, cant have that...oh wait, nobody fucking cares.