Take out the words "entertaining" and "romp", and you've nailed it. I love stupid-ass kung fu movies, I can laugh at stuff like Zoolander...heck, I even paid full price to watch 2 Fast 2 Furious just for the cars and to see what the deal with that weird-looking asian chick was. But Bruckheimer's movies are so stupid they actually make me angry.
It's not just the completely retarded plots (Armageddon is the stupidest movie I've ever seen, and I've watched Clones of Bruce Lee 5 times), but the manipulative jingoism they throw in.
That's why I don't.
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