Seven Force vs. the Massage Girls. (WARNING!! Not for the easily offended)

[FX]

Don't kill my joke man!

[Josh]

Too late.

[bahn]

Heh. good stuff, 7.

[voltz]

that was actually funny.

[Master]

For fun, here is that same scenario in the world of Shenmue.


Girl: Hello! You want a massage?

Ryo Hazuki: Hi.

Girl: You want a massage?

Ryo Hazuki: Massage?

Girl: You want a massage?

Ryo Hazuki: Massage?

Girl: It's 10,000yen for one hour. Come on. (*pulls my hand, trying to take me to her parlor*)

QTE to get through the crowded streets without letting her let go. You knock over an old woman and a canteloupe. The old woman is fine, but the melon is not.

Girl: Hm?

Ryo Hazuki: Do you know where I can find ...ching-ching?

Girl: What's a ching-ching?

Ryo Hazuki: (*blank stare*)

*journal entry*

Girl: (Giggling) Oh no.

Ryo Hazuki: (*blank stare*)

*journal entry*

Girl: Hm?

Ryo Hazuki: Do you know where sailors hang out?

Girl: You want a massage?

Ryo Hazuki: Okay.

*Nods head in awkward way*

*Money lessens by 10,000yen*

*Controller vibrates*

Ryo Hazuki: I love this.

*Controller vibrates*

Ryo Hazuki: Thanks. What's your name?

Girl: Wakkaranai.

*journal entry*

Ryo Hazuki: Do you know where I can find the Happy Ending massage parlor?

Girl: Waakaranai.

*journal entry*

Ryo Hazuki: Do you know where I can find the Happy Ending massage parlor?

Girl:.........

*journal entry*

Ryo Hazuki: I'm looking for a massage.

Girl: Wakkaranai.

*journal entry*

Ryo Hazuki: Hello Wakkaranai. I'm looking for ching-ching.

Girl 2: .......... (Girl #2 bumps into Ryo at full force and gets stuck between him and a wall. He doesn't notice. Neither does she.)

*Ryo buys children's toys and goes to sleep in a seedy motel, sleeps a half hour and is fully refreshed, no shower needed.*

THE END

[Ragnarok the Red]

Master, hilarious, but you have too much time on your hands

/me recalls his own almost novel-length epics.

Err...nevermind

Seven, good stuff too.

[bahn]

LOL!! what a clown you are...

[Eight One]

Nice revision, Master. I wouldn't be surprised if they used that scenario in some Shenmue hentai.

[Eight One]

I decide to go that route again. Only this time, I tried a more 'direct' approach... (might be a little much on the language, though)
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Girl: Hello!

7F: Do you want a massage?

Girl: Massage?

7F: Sure. Do you suck dick?

Girl: *pauses* Yes!

7F: So you do suck dick?

Girl: .........No no no no no no.

7F: But you just said 'Yes!'

Girl: No. I can do hand-job.

7F: Fuck that. I can do my own hand job if I wanted to.

Girl: #$@#@#@%(*)* (Speaking in Chinese)

7F: Is that Japanese you're speaking?

Girl: You want massage?

7F: Only if you suck dick.

Girl: Hand job only.

7F: Naaah...I need a face job. After all, you have such nice lips...

Girl: Hand job.

7F: Hell, do you do sex?

Girl: )(*&#$%$@$# (Speaking in Chinese)

7F: What the fuck are you saying? Say, what's your name?

Girl: My name is Mimi!

7F: (*Shakes her hand*) Nice to meet you, Mimi. Where's your parlor at?

Girl: ?????

7F: Your parlor.....you know......your SHOP!!!

Girl: It's over there...

7F: ohhhhhhhhh. it's over there! Ok, ok, ok. How much?

Girl: It's 6,000 yen for one hour.

7F: Do I get a discount? Price OFF!

Girl: You want massage?

7F: Well, I have 500 yen. Will that work?

Girl: You want a massage?

7F: Only if you suck dick.

Girl: Hand job only.

7F: Awww, c'mon! Why not? You said 'yes' earlier.

Girl: Hand job only.

7F: Right. Do you have a business card or something?

Girl: ??????

7F: Ummmm....do you work tomorrow?

Girl: No.

7F: When do you work again?

Girl: Thursday.

7F: Ok! I'll come back Thursday for you! (*Air-kisses her hand*)

Girl: Ok! Bye-bye!!
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Yeah, I was just messing with her mind. Then again, maybe she already knew I wasn't going to do it. Oh well. It sure was fun though.

[bahn]

OMG! LOL! Yo T, you're funny man.