Seven Force vs. the Massage Girls. (WARNING!! Not for the easily offended)

[Hero]

*reads 7F's last post*

Dude...do we even have kids visiting anymore?

[Eight One]

*reads 7F's last post*

Dude...do we even have kids visiting anymore?

Do you mean this thread or the back streets of Yokosuka, Japan?

Thanks for reading the warning in the first line, man.

[SearchManX]

That was pretty funny...

I heart ching-ching.

[Eight One]

I had to give this another go. This time Sidez was around, so I guess he can vouch for how it went. Here goes nothing.......
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7F: (Shouting) Sumimasen! Massage do desu ka?

Girl: Massage Iko?! (You want to go to massage?)

7F: Ok. How much?

Girl: 6000 yen.

7F: Price OFF! I have 1000 yen and two Dollars. Is that okay?

Girl: 500.

7F: 500 yen? Okay! Let's go!

Girl: 6000 yen!

7F: You just said 500 yen! What happened?

Girl: Massage iko? (*indicating a drinking motion*)

7F: Oh, so you wanna suck my dick?

Girl: Massage iko?

7F: I have 1000 yen. Will you do both of us at the same time?

Girl: 6000 yen.

7F: 500, 500. You can have sex with both of us. He can get you from behind, and I'll go in your mouth. Is that okay?

Girl: Okay, okay.

7F: Really? Let's go!

Girl: 6000.

7F: You just said 500 each!

Girl: (Confused)...................

7F: C'mon let's go! Both of us can do you.

Girl: No.

7F: But you just said yes! What happened?

Girl: Massage iko?

7F: (*pulls out a coin*) Here's 50 yen. Can you at least kiss my dick?

Girl: No no no no no (*Swatting at me*)

7F: Come on! Why not?

Girl: 6000 yen!

7F: Price off!

Girl: 500. (Meaning to say 5,000)

7F: 500? Okay! Let's go.

Girl: Massage iko!

7F: So where are you from?

Girl: I'm from China.

7F: Where? Beijing?

Girl: Shanghai

7F: Ohhhhh...I'm Chinese too.

Girl: You're Chinese?

7F: Yeah. My mom's Chinese...and we moved here when I was a little kid. I'm Blackenese.

Girl: %$#%*$@)(*) (In attempted Japanese)

7F: What the hell are you saying? You got to speak Chinese to me.

Girl: $#()*$)#(*# (In Chinese)

7F: Umm...yeah.

Girl: Iko Iko.

7F: Why are you speaking Japanese to me?

Girl: (To Sidez, in Japanese)

Sidez: Sorry, I don't speak Chinese. (He was awarre it was Japanese, albeit very half-assed)

7F: I'll prove to you that I can speak Chinese.

Girl: Ni-hao!

7F: Ni-hao! See?!

**After a short walk, we arrive close to her parlor**

Girl: Come on.

7F: Are you going to do both of us?

Girl: 6000 yen.

7F: (to a passerby): Massage do desu ka? Wait a sec! Who's that guy? Is this place gay or something?

Sidez: (Shouting) Hey! We ain't gay!

Girl: Iko iko.

7F: Naaah, Let's go this way....to an alley...so I can hit you up real quick.

Girl: (Pulling at my hand) Come on.

Sidez: Naaah. There's too many people. It's not relaxing. We need to relax.

7F: Come on! Let's go to my crib. I'll pay you 10,000 yen.

Girl: 5000!

7F: Oh really? I guess you want only 5000 instead of 10,000.

Girl. Come on. Come on.

7F: I dunno. That guy came out. It must be gay.

Girl: Come on.

7F: Ummm....no. I don't have enough money.

Girl: Massage Iko?

7F: Do you work tomorrow?

Girl: No. I work Thursday. (Even though it's Wednesday night)

7F: See you later! Bye-bye.
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We didn't go in the massage parlor because there probably was some Yakuza guy waiting inside to fuck us up with a baseball bat.

This other girl got embarrassed as fuck when I asked two pre-teen boys if the girls could give them a massage. I had no idea their mother was a few paces away.

[Dyne]

i heart "price off"

[Satsuki]

7, that's awesome. Practical Jokes and asian stuff just seem to go hand in hand these days!

[Eight One]

Yes, it's cheesy as hell, but I went ahead and made a wav file of a recent encounter.

That other guy is Fuchikoma-x, of course. (I'm the faint voice)

P.S. Turn your speakers up a little.

Click me.

Oh yeah, it's about 9 minutes long. Don't be surprised to hear some stuff I posted before.

[bahn]

7f is a pimp

[innova]

You are a genious 7f, funniest thing i have heard in a long time.

[Shou]

OMG, that audio clip was too funny. It's especially hilarious if you understand Chinese, Japanese and English. 7F, you're shitsukoi (annoying), not a Slim Jim Bean! BTW, get in touch with me.