A Trip

**MVS** · 18 Jul 2003, 08:05 PM

Ahh...where has the time gone?

I can remember when I was just a little teenager and got that bad case of VD. That sucked. Or that time I killed that Grizzly Bear in the forest with a wad of chewed gum, a stick and a ball of lint. Who would have thought that I would have smoten him and lived to see this day.

Anywho, now that I'm 31, here's to less STD's, Animal Attacks and an uppage in the amount of no effort poon that comes my way.

Happy birthdays or free pity will do just fine, thanks.

**Johnny Nighttrain** · 18 Jul 2003, 08:06 PM

that's classic.

**Melf** · 18 Jul 2003, 08:08 PM

You and Jeremy share birthdays.

Oh the irony...

**MVS** · 18 Jul 2003, 08:11 PM

I know, imagine my surprise when I forgot my own birthday. When you get past 25, they all merge into one forgetful day.

I should also state that I've come a long way and was blinded in one eye for 3 days in a soccer melee about 5 years ago.

So, keep that in mind when you wish me well.

**rama** · 18 Jul 2003, 08:20 PM

i hope your memory gets better before it gets worse.

happy birthday an' shit.

**MVS** · 18 Jul 2003, 08:22 PM

Thanks.

Oh, and I stubbed my toe yesterday when I had to walk 3 miles to get nachos and smokes from 7-11.

Keep that in mind as well.

**Rich** · 18 Jul 2003, 08:29 PM

Wahahahaha, Classic!

Going to be up for ET tonight?

**MVS** · 18 Jul 2003, 08:30 PM

Yeah, what time?

I mean, what time so long as no life-threatening hardships fall on me and my fingers don't fall of due to my leportaryarsy...sht...on fel of rigt now...