Criminalypics

[skelly]

If the world's greatest minds convened to create a game that was completely opposed to every aspect of my taste, it would probably look pretty close to this.

[piku]

This is so fucking stupid. Who in the right mind actually thought we need a ghetto olympics game?

[Jeremy]

Good to see Rockstar pull more character designs from the Big Book o' Stereotypes. The next to the last screen looks like a first-gen PSX game. Horrible. Whitey toss should be fun for a second or too though. Well, it would be if it had George Jefferson doing it.

[Wildkat]

The real question is, will the target audience even be able to pronouce the title?

[epmode]

wow that sucks. i thought this thread would be about the new rockstar game that was just announced. to quote the immortal spong:

According to Rockstar Games, their latest title Manhunt ‘explores the depths of human depravity in a vicious, sadistic tale of urban horror’. Although this quote could have equally referred to an episode of EastEnders, Manhunt is actually even more evil than that. You can asphyxiate people with plastic bags. It’s that nasty.

You play the role of a convicted killer who goes around despatching people in nasty ways. If you don’t do it properly, you get killed. There are crowbars, lethal injections, hammers and meat cleavers, and it’s made by Rockstar. We can only assume it’s going to be one controversial game.

There are no more concrete details as yet, and the official website offers nothing in the way of any further clues. See for yourself at http://rockstargames.com/manhunt/. Maybe there'll be more to see by the time you've read this.

mmm. exploitive!

[EightBit]

Awesome! So when's Dead Granny Fuckers gonna be announced?

[SearchManX]

Awesome! So when's Dead Granny Fuckers gonna be announced?

When ex-con rapists are added in.

[Wildkat]

Awesome! So when's Dead Granny Fuckers gonna be announced?

Thats coming for the PS3, since it will be online it can actually scan the internet for obituaries and digital model after ACTUAL dead grandmothers!

Soundtrack by 50 cent.

[RoleTroll]

I know some of you own TTWO stock. You should know that developers have been dumping shares on the market in recent months, as well as Take-Two insiders. Don't be surprised if some of the upcoming games are not up to snuff.

[skelly]

Seems the shots are down.