I knew it.
I always knew it.
Now I just need to wait for the undeniable evidence pointing to Elvis departing in a gigantic, pink spaceship with chrome trimming. Rock out.
I don't know if anyone here has heard of this, but:
http://www.anycities.com/user/uberkinder/
HOW BIZARRE!
I knew it.
I always knew it.
Now I just need to wait for the undeniable evidence pointing to Elvis departing in a gigantic, pink spaceship with chrome trimming. Rock out.
If this was true, it would be the coolest thing ever.
That would be ownage on the majority of the world for 40+ years.
Heh. And his wife was OK with this, was she?
Check out the links in that site. Also check the "60IF" document that the conspiracy theorists claim George dictated to his eastern buddies who then translated it to several different languages: http://digilander.libero.it/p_truth/index.html
"60IF" indicates that Linda was in on it all (besides, they weren't married before it happened, probably hadn't even met).
A message board here: http://60if.proboards21.com/
I've heard about this before, but figure it's just a load of tripe.... hmm... now to actually read the story.
Once you mention Illuminati, you lose. it's like Hitler. Once you use Hitler as an example in any situation, you lose.![]()
Though I'll admit that some of the "Illuminati" /MK Ultra interpretations of "Eyes Wide Shut" are intriguing.
So, who else have they replaced? Please, no "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" references.
Your llamas will be calm under most circumstances. Grouse flying up from under the feet will unglue the calmest llama
Post-college, pumpkin-defenestrating, tricycle racing angst. Whoosh.
OMG LETS TAKE PICTURES OF PAUL WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND CHUBBY AND COMPARE THEM TO PICTURES OF HIM IN THE 60's WHILE HES ALL STRUNG OUT ON DRUGS!!1
FUCK! THEY LOOK DIFFERENT! OMFGCONSPIRICY!!
Yeah... This has been around for a while. I like how they turn around the "I burried Paul" deal. No one thought John said cranberry sauce at first, as Strawberry Fields hit at the height of all this Paul is dead schtick. Everyone was convinced that he was saying "I burried Paul," and it's actually the last syllable that gives it away (while this site claims it's the proof).
The last sound is positively "-auce."
Another site I ran across a while ago did these very same comparisons, but it was done as nice crack on those who think it's real. I liked that one better.
So I forced my hands in my pockets and felt with my thumbs and gallantly handed her my very last piece of gum.
i'm totally shocked that this is new to some people...
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