Well, Mickey Rooney probably wouldnt be too thrilled with you having that power either, so you could ask him and he'd cap you.
Au Contraire, Dave
What part of Mickey Rooney is the trigger? <shudder>
Your llamas will be calm under most circumstances. Grouse flying up from under the feet will unglue the calmest llama
Post-college, pumpkin-defenestrating, tricycle racing angst. Whoosh.
You should have acted
Well, Mickey Rooney probably wouldnt be too thrilled with you having that power either, so you could ask him and he'd cap you.
What the Fonz said!
the power to bang a girl at the speed of light (maybe even without her knowing it).
Just don't bring up the superman joke.
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"
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Hitler had remarkable social skills, and look what he managed to do...
Never underestimate the ability to influence people.
The ability to gather a bunch of nerds together and get them to talk about video games.
ZING!
Originally Posted by dechecho
Skeptical.
You wish you had that power. The nerds you gather never talk about games.
Sausage King
Here's a few crappy superpowers, although sometimes they could come in handy...
- Transform cookies into different kinds of cookies.
- Make any phone ring.
- Projectile vomit defense.
- Change the time on any clock made by Sinclair before 1980.
- Turn eyewash into Clamato.
- Salt and pepper anything.
- Instantly conjure an empty pack of cigarettes.
- Become angry and transform into Starr Jones.
What do y'all think?
What the Fonz said!
teleport loose change to my pocket.
the ability to blow wind from my ass.
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"
Sausage
I'd like to have a go at the indestructable hymen.
Indestructable my ass.
Smack my Bitch Up
- Glass fishbowls for an ass and a goldfish in either glass "cheek."
- The ability to state the obvious in every situation that you come across including constantly stating the fact that your super powers consist of your ability to state the obvious.
- Eject live babys from your nose.
- Eject dead babies from your ass.
- Eject any baby (living or dead) from your penis.
- Turning the other cheek.
- Last year man! With the ability to live two years behind the rest of the world. (he should be reacting to 9/11 any minute now)
- Sucks at the internet - so bad infact that you're banned from every message board on the net because they all hate you, even the members of your own board.
Also, for clarification, orgasms at the speed of light would be triggered through sexual intercourse and is commonly reffered to by "normies" as Premature Ejaculation.
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