Lame Superpowers

[frostwolf ex]

Here's

1. Transform cookies into different kinds of cookies.
   
2. Become angry and transform into Starr Jones.

What do y'all think?

for some reason, i find these painfully funny.ha-ouch ha-ouch

[Dripdry]

Here's a few crappy superpowers, although sometimes they could come in handy...

1. Transform cookies into different kinds of cookies.
2. Make any phone ring.
3. Projectile vomit defense.
4. Change the time on any clock made by Sinclair before 1980.
5. Turn eyewash into Clamato.
6. Salt and pepper anything.
7. Instantly conjure an empty pack of cigarettes.
8. Become angry and transform into Starr Jones.

What do y'all think?

Well, my ya'll is telling me that there's a storm brewin'. S'hurtin' like a bastard.
Beyond that, yes, they're funny, but somehow, in my state of tired, they seem to randomly funny to be random...
they're good stuff.

[JM]

• Sucks at the internet - so bad infact that you're banned from every message board on the net because they all hate you, even the members of your own board.

You shouldn't steal OpaOpa's powers like that, I'm sure he has some kind of copyright protection on them.

JM

[piku]

OK, so here is a great one: you're a blind guy, and your superpower is the ability to see!




Oh wait, that's already Daredevil.

[Shine]

OK, so here is a great one: you're a blind guy, and your superpower is the ability to see!




Oh wait, that's already Daredevil.

Marry me.

[MechDeus]

As given to a friend of mine from a GM's choice random superpower in Rifts: Spontaneous Nose Hair Growth. To this day he's still pissed about that, and I'd taunt him about it if he wasn't a tough as hell bar bouncer.

[YellerDog]

Hyper Earwax Regeneration.
X-Ray Vision that only works on senior citizens.... and is always on!