Name that movie...

[youandwhosearmy]

@"What's wrong?"
#"Nothing, my father's in the crowd. No, don't look!"
@"What? He's waving. Look he's just as full of shit as everyone else."
$"Hey, what's going on?"
%"Yeah your eyelid stuck again?"
#"Shut up."
$"Hey did you hear, Milly and Jimmy are getting married."
%"Wait'll I tell him she went down on the whole carolina leauge."
@"Hey anyone bad mouth's milly, I'll break their fucking neck."
#"If you don't mind I'm trying to pitch a game here..."

Cuts off

^"Jibberish, jibberish, hey man my girlfriend put a curse on my glove."
#"Gimme the fucking glove, I'll remove the hex."
^"No man you gotta cut a rooster's head off for that...

Cuts to dugout.

*"What the hell is going on out there?"
&" I don't know, looks like a convention. Pretty soon they'll have role call."

*laughs
*" Get out there and find out what's going on."
&"Right."


*runs out.

& "What the hell is going on out here?"
@" Well, # has a jammed eyelid, and he's nervous cause his father's in the crowd. ^ needs a roos..., what was it a rooster? to remove the curse on his glove. And we just can't figure out what to get Jimmy and Milly for their wedding. Is that it?"

*pause.

@" We are dealing with a lot of shit."
&" Well maybe a floral pattern, or a silverware pattern? I don't know, but we can call around, maybe get on a reservation list. We can call around. All set?"

*everyone nods and returns to their positions.

[youandwhosearmy]

COME ON SOMEONE! YOU CAN POST EASIER DIALOG AFTER!

[MVS]

Bull Durham?

[Gonzo]

Bull Durham

[youandwhosearmy]

Matt, wins.

k next person please

[MVS]

Cool, so when are you going to fly out here and do my laundry?

Come on, Dan, tell me I won something of value.

BRB, thinking of one.

I'm going to have to pass, my internet sucks balls right now.

Here you go:

You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!
[rhino noise]

What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

Has anyone ever suggested that maybe a little yoga, maybe a high colonic or two could loosen you up a lot?

*, don't be like me. Don't lose your dignity. AHHH MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker

I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
They all have views, you dumb shit!
Not looking this way, cupcake!

[Rumpy]

Ha! I was just thinking of this movie today. Death to Smoochie.

Hmmm...I'll think up a quote later.

[M]

%: Whats the celery for &?
&: Well %, it tells me if the atmosphere is poisenious to me.
%: How does it do that?
&: It turns purple.
%: What do you do then?

*dramatic pause and zoom in*

&: Then I eat the celery.

Ok its from a show but if anyone can name it I will be so amazed that I will mail you cookies.

chocolate chip cookies.

[Melf]

3rd Rock from the Sun?

[Johnny Undaunted]

"Hi."
Hi.
"Are you the man from insurance?"
Nope.
"He came last night."
Yeah?
"My mother doesn't like you."
I don't like your mother.
"Why not?"
Why not?
"No, why not?"
No, why not?
"Why are you repeating what I'm saying?"
Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
"I'm not."
Well, I'm not.
"You are."
Piss off.
"What?"
What?
"What did you say?"
What did you say?
"Did you say something?"
You say something?
"You said 'piss off'."
You're lying through your teeth.
"You're lying through your teeth!"
Piss off, huh?
"Piss off!"
PISS OFF, KID!