
Originally Posted by
Dolemite
I'm going to have to disagree with most of you- the movie sucked.
Comments:
1. The whole "out of sequence" thing. A good point was made earlier about it being pointless, but I have to go one further. Actually, it hurt the movie in my opinion. The Bride seemed to have a hard time fighting the black chick. For the most part they were evenly matched and The Bride was really getting her ass kicked. Then she flies to Japan and kills what seems to be dozens and dozens of people at once with barely a scratch to show for it (well, aside from the cut on her back that seemed to affect her for all of 10 seconds) in a very unrealistic fight scene (while the first fight tried to be very realistic). Either O-Ren and her army are spaztic retards or the black chick was an amazing fighter. I know the O-Ren fight took place before the fight with the black chick, but having everything out of sequence was really anti-climatic. It just gave the movie a really uneven feel, having her hardest and most realistic fight first. It's a gimmick that worked well in Pulp Fiction but Quinten's overrelying on it now.
2. The anime sequence was cool, but the artwork and animation was horrible. The whole thing felt very cheap.
3. The action scenes were "eh". Kinda spaztic, too much going on, too many akward pauses, the combat was sloppy, too many fast cuts disguising the actor's actual lack of combat skills. That part when Uma was rolling around chopping off people's feet was retarded.
4. Soundtrack blew. The song played during the aforementioned rolling around/foot cutting scene was bizarre and pretty stupid.
5. As for people calling it the "goriest R-rated movie ever made"...um, NO. Not even close.
6. And yes, the dialogue was boring, uninteresting and lame, for the most part.
7. The first hour of the movie bored the shit out of me. Slow, slow, slooooow. You're not really given any reason to feel for The Bride, either, other than that she was shot and wants revenge. You could sum up the plot is 3 seconds. I realize that's how it was in many of the movies that he's attempting to pay homage to, but most of those movies didn't have the super-long drawn-out scenes Kill Bill has, either. They ran at a fact clip and the fact that the plot was super-thin was covered up by non-stop action. Not so here. Also, giving O-Ren a backstory and not giving The Bride one was a big mistake. I know they're supposed to reveal Uma's backstory in Vol. 2 but who gives a fuck? I'm not buying into that Matrix Reloaded "oh, it'll all make sense when the next movie is released" bullshit. Matrix Revolutions could be so good that it'll make me shoot rainbow-colored turds out of my asshole, but it won't make me like Reloaded any more than I do now. I'm all for leaving things open for a sequel but movies should be able to stand on their own so they give you a reason to want to see the sequel. So, we have to wait until Vol. 2 for a reason to care about The Bride? Give me a break.
I guess I'm just annoyed because I really thought I'd like this movie...oh, well.
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