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Thread: Official: Jews Are Terrible Drivers

  1. Quote Originally Posted by Matt
    89% of drivers in Hawaii are Asian women. At least, that's the impression you get if you watch the passing traffic.

    Usually the drivers here are pretty nice, but they almost never use their turn signals.
    It's not Jews. Not Italians. Not Blacks. Not Hispanics. Not Whites...

    It's Las Vegans... Nobody can drive in freaking Las Vegas!

  2. Let's not forget the elderly, here in the sprawling necropolis of johnstown i have nearly been tagged several times by elderly drivers who barely could see over their dashboards and were still using pre-civil war era right of way protocols.
    Quote Originally Posted by Compass
    Squall's a dick.

  3. Off topic, do any of you live in a place that will allow you to drive without car insurance?

    I remember somebody who wasn't from Jersey told me once that they didn't need car insurance to drive where they are from, and I looked at them as if they had three heads.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Kinopio
    my piece was at the cleaners.
    That was one lucky old man. But then, I would've strangled him.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Kinopio
    my piece was at the cleaners.
    LOL. Great line.

    Quote Originally Posted by Regus
    Off topic, do any of you live in a place that will allow you to drive without car insurance?

    I remember somebody who wasn't from Jersey told me once that they didn't need car insurance to drive where they are from, and looked at them as if they had three heads.
    That would be East Bumblefuck.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Regus
    Off topic, do any of you live in a place that will allow you to drive without car insurance?

    I remember somebody who wasn't from Jersey told me once that they didn't need car insurance to drive where they are from, and I looked at them as if they had three heads.
    I lived in New Hampshire for about ten years, and you didn't need insurance there. NH is all about not having a lot of laws, which is kinda cool. I'm not sure what happens if someone without insurance hits you though. I guess you become their butler.

  7. Isn't New Hampshire run by Libertarians?

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Regus
    I thought so too, until I went down to Florida.
    The horror.
    I've quickly learned this lesson. Rain = freeway standstill
    There's at least one five car pile-up a day on I-95... the damn thing seems closed more than it's open sometimes.
    Your llamas will be calm under most circumstances. Grouse flying up from under the feet will unglue the calmest llama

    Post-college, pumpkin-defenestrating, tricycle racing angst. Whoosh.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Dripdry
    I've quickly learned this lesson. Rain = freeway standstill
    There's at least one five car pile-up a day on I-95... the damn thing seems closed more than it's open sometimes.
    The rain here in Florida is unlike anywhere else, afternoon thunderstorms are like tornadoes elsewhere..

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Wildkat
    No peole from Massachusetts are the worst drivers in the freaking world. Anyone from the surrounding New England states can back me up on this.

    New Jersey drivers are almost as bad.
    I'm not gonna get into anything touched in this thread other than MA drivers ARE the worst. I'm from CT,right on the border, so I've had to deal with them my whole life. To make it worse, I now go to school in MA, so I deal with them even more so now.
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