Can I be best man?
totally for it. everyone should get married!
not for me. other people might dig it.
marriage is for suckers!
i'd like to settle down some day but i don't want to get married.
i'm married and happy with the one i'm with.
i'll get married when i feel i'm good and ready.
This reminds me of when I posted this:
Any girl that would live through that would definitely be a keeperOriginally Posted by Gymkata
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I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASSOriginally Posted by Dolemite
Can I be best man?
Gymkatas wedding this sunday Sunday SUNDAY!
With Captain Vegitable as the Preist of daring do!
See him perform the ceremony while fighting off a rival ninja clan!
See Gymkatas fiance say "I do" while jumping over 10 flaming hospital beds!
Gymkata commits to the woman of his dreams while Strongmad hits him over the head with a guitar!
"Lets do this like Brutus"
Wedding reception will be off-da-chain with 88mph, and the lyrical master RyuRocksST!
concert card subject to change due to r0xx0red n00bs
If you arnt there, you better be dead!
or in jail!
I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASSOriginally Posted by Dolemite
I think the Native Americans had it right, and then the Christians came over and now we have all these rules and beliefs that go against our most basic of instincts.
I think that sometimes if we all just followed a good, honest life, the "rules" would all but be forgotten. Then again the forcast in hell for the day that that happens is pretty chilly.
I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASSOriginally Posted by Dolemite
It was actually 32 degrees down in Hell the other day.
which specific tribe are you referring to here? I was unaware that native amercians didnt marry, or have some form of lifetime exclusive commitment, it seems pretty much universal among cultures that existed long enough to be recorded. link please?Originally Posted by Kinopio
Originally Posted by Compass
It'd be nice to get married someday, but after taking a hard look at everything, all I can say is it'd be best for all involved if I don't get married or try to have children.
That is like one of my worst nightmares. To have a women I love deaply, only to one day find out that after 20 years of marriage, and 2.5 kids, my wife has been nocking boots with the paper boy, the pizza guy, and the milk man.Originally Posted by raziel
http://www.rra.dst.tx.us/c_t/indians...%20INDIANS.cfmOriginally Posted by frostwolf ex
End of 3rd paragraph you can see there was no "exclusive commitment". I used the Creeks as an example because I recently wrote a 2,000 word essay on the Creeks of the early 19th century.
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