What thoughtless atrocities have you committed?

[Josh]

[Rumpy]

I say retarded things more than anything.

Yeah, we know.

But the coolest thing that was lame that I've ever done without thinking was one day I was really bored and I didn't have a computer and I beat all the video games I had, so I decided to see how many bagels I could eat before I got unbored. I ate one and a half and then I felt really sick. I wasn't bored anymore tho. Sorry If I've posted this before, it's my most fav story ever.

Couldn't resist...

[GohanX]

I photographed my friend stuffing a passed out drunken girls nose into his asshole.

This is after we entered her house after it had been partied out, ate all her food, drank all her beer, and found a camera lying around.

It is impossible to get pwned any harder than developing your own roll of film, and seeing a bunch of jerks partying in your crib, drinking your beer, and then seeing your face, with hairy buttcheeks wrapped around it as the final picture on the roll.

PWN of the year!

[46 and 2]

A few years ago I was shopping with my sister and Grandpa. I saw a leather jacket I liked but I did not know if it was going to be too small for me or not.

So I put one arm in the jacket that was still hanging from the rack. I figured it would fit okay so I put the other arm in. When Both my arms were in the jacket it fit too small. I tried to get out of the Jacket but I couldn't because I was on my tip toes and the jacket fit tight around the shoulders. Needless to say I was left hanging on a rack at Ross.

[Calliander]

When I was younger, we used to have this fridge in the garage with tons of soda in in for family parties and whatnot. We were absolutely forbidden from getting soda from the fridge since there was soda in the house. So I was outside playing baseball and I didn't want to go inside to get a soda so I got one from the garage. My sister told on me to my mom so she yelled at me and said I couldn't watch TV for three days.

I was so pissed at my sister that I took my aluminum bat and hit her as hard as I could in her stomach. Knocked the wind out of her for a while and she told on me again. My mom whupped my ass.

Little bitch.

[Rumpy]

Can't say you didn't deserve it though.

[Calliander]

Rumpy! I put you in my sig and this is the thanks I get? You little ingrate!

*hits Rumpy with aluminum baseball bat*

[Tragic]

This isn't something I did but funny anyway:

Earlier this week my sister had her test to get her driver's license. She was a little nervous (as everyone is) but had practiced a lot and was ready for it. My mom made sure she had my sister's social security card, birth certificate, and everything else you need if you pass the test.

Well, they were waiting in line to be tested when someone came to check and make sure they had all the proper papers with them. My sister's were all there... but my mom forgot her own license. You need to be driven with a licensed driver to take the test in your won car. Turns out my mom had gone to the bank to cash a check and she went through the drive thru. They needed ID and my mom sent it to them. They sent back the money in an evelope and had put her license in the envelope as well. My mom totally forgot and left it at home. My sister was freaking out.

[Mzo]

I think I mentioned before that I tripped my friend in the 8th grade when he was on crutches from having broken his ankle ice skating.

For no reason. I don't know why I did it, or why he doesn't hate me.

[Calliander]

Not me, but still bad:

One time I was visiting my buddy who was working at McDonald's at the time. The manager went to the bathroom and left my buddy in charge. So we were talking and nobody was in the place for some reason so he quickly pulled his pants down and crapped in the thing they cook the fries in.

I couldn't believe he did that. Nobody noticed or complained or got sick.