One of the funniest things ive read

[Tracer]

I was a joke, made so that people who take things such as consumer electronics so seriously that they'll get thier panties in a wad. It worked.

[Roufuss]

I was a joke, made so that people who take things such as consumer electronics so seriously that they'll get thier panties in a wad. It worked.

The funny part is, they actually think Nintendo cares that they love them so much. To MS, Sony, and Nintendo, we are nothing more than numbers on a wall.

[Lobo]

So you mean that ISN'T a Nintendo sales executive that comes around and gives me a blowjob whenever I buy a new cube game?

Someone has some 'splaining to do...

[Jeremy]

Well, giving head for buying a GC game wouldn't fit their target demographic. Giving out lollipops with every purchase would, however. Matthew Good quote that fits this whole thing quite well - "You are a target market."

[Master]

God, who cares? How much more bullshit Nintendo bashing is there gonna be around here?

I champion the cause of curbing unnecessary bashing, especially when its unwarranted. But if you would open your eyes, they did it to themselves. Most of the criticism is warranted. Not all, but most.

[JMET]

I didnt start this as a Nintendo bashing thread.. I simply thought it was funny...

I am anything but a Nintendo basher, however anyone without blinders on their eyes can see that Nintendo needs to wake the fuck up..

Nintendo stop being so damn stubborn, otherwise your next system is likely to be your last...

[Frogacuda]

I don't see the difference between them and children.

Nintendo fans bitch more.

[Zerodash]

Holy shite, that cervix joke just showed me the light! How could I be so dumb?

I realized that I'm a 25 year old man with a real job, a receding hairline, and tendonitis- not a child! Why do I even OWN a Gamecube?

I should be playing Mortal Kombat instead of Viewtiful Joe! What was I thinking?

After all, playing games with blood, swear words, and sexual themes is the only TRUE indicator of being an adult!

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I don't get the nintendo=kid console.
You've got the Resident Evil series, Eternal Darkness, The only uncensored BMX XXX, Blood Omen 2....whose fault is it that "mature" games aren't showing up on the console? Nintendo or the third parties? Nintendo certainly seems to aim its own resources at the kids, but are they (nintendo) tying down the third parties? I'm asking seriously, cause I don't know. Should nintendo drop the characters that have raked in billions of dollars for them and instead create Halo and GTA clones?
Would metroid prime been better if Samus showed her tits??? (however, i would have enjoyed Mario Sunshine more if he used that back pack for a wet T-shirt contest.
What are your guys thoughts on what Nintendo needs to do to get away fom the kiddie stigmata (if they even should?)

[NeoZeedeater]

Stop making consoles that look like frickin' pre-school toys would be a start.