Warren Sapp is a big fat piece of shit

[Eight One]

Wha? You crazy or somethin'?!?

Bob Sapp can heal crippled children and rescues puppies from burning buildings. Can this Warren guy do that? Didn't think so.

Okay okay okay...


Bob > Warren.

Happy now?

[Dolemite]

And then the ol' "slavemasters" quote.

What'd he say?

[mollipen]

Okay okay okay...


Bob > Warren.

Happy now?

Go hunt down Sonim, toss her into a box, send her my way - I'll even get you back for the shipping - and then I'll be happy.

But that's a start, sure.

[Eight One]

BoA > Sonim.

[Clash!]

Have you seen the new Nike commercial where Michael Jordan is running through Football Practice Dummies talking about how he is not Jordan, and then he turns into Warren Sapp and goes, "I am not Michael Jordan, I am Warren Sapp his alter ego." Comparing Sapp to Jordan is the most outrageous claim I have ever heard! To say that Warren Sapp is the single greatest player in the NFL means that you have had to only heard of Warren Sapp and never have heard of any other football player. The only thing that makes Sapp better then he was earlier in his career is cutting those Dredlocks off.

[burgundy]

I've seen a similar commercial with Derek Jeter.

[Dyne]

anybody see that new nike one with that 18 year old NBA player? he just sits there with the ball while a game is going on for like 3 minutes.....just sitting there and the commentators are talking about how he can't handle the pressure.....then he finally smiles and they keep playing. if there's anybody that won't be able to back stuff up it's this kid. no matter how good he "might" be they have put so much pressure on him. needless to say the commercial is dumb.

and yeah i saw that jordan/sapp one. i just assumed they both shared the clothing line and never took it like they meant sapp was the "jordan of football" but now that i think about it thats what it really seems like. a VERY bold statement for sure.

[mollipen]

BoA > Sonim.

OMFG you did not just say that. BoA needs to get her ass back in that kitchen and cook me some kimchi nabe, make herself useful for once.

I mean, being serious here, I like BoA and all, but BoA > Sonim? People get committed for comments like that.

[Eight One]

I'm sorry.

Crystal Kay >>> Sonim.

[spacecowboy]

I'm also going to say something about his "we play the most popular game in the world" comment. You're right Warren, football is the most popular sport in the world, only Americans call it soccer. Dumbass.

SC