Ladies: I'm not impressed by your PMS

[Satsuki]

*shrug* Periods arent that horrible. annoying as hell...

agree. 100%

Pad commericals also suck. They are incapable of making a good pad commercial.

[rama]

they make great commercials about diarrhea.

diarrhea: Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

i love dictionary dot com.

[Fe 26]

I think the only thing worse are STD medication comericals. They show some upbeat 35 year old female, in a sweater on the beach or taking a walk, or something like that. The women looks like a mom or a teacher or something. Then either the women herself or a the comerical voice goes on some rant about how you shouldn't let Herpies hold you back, how depressed the women is, blah blah blah. But life can be ok again with said product. Then they show the women is all happy and life is grand and she is runing down the beach with strong short haird 35 year old generic male #4. Comerical is over, right? No, then they run the quick little "Vagablast is not a cure for herpies, or any other STD. Should not be used with birth controle or while pregnant. Use as directed. Possable side effects; headach, Diarrea, lack in sex drive, upset stomach, lack of sleep."

These comericals leave me more confused than anything because of:

1. Why are they showing this while im watching cartoons or weird old movies at 3 in the morning? Is there really a large group of 35 year old mothers with herpies out there watching cartoon network with me? Is there really?

2. Why the hell is it a 35 year old upbeat bookworm of a women? I mean, from the looks of it, this women is a goody goody and probably only had sex after marriage, and only with her equally nerdy husband. Both of wich would never really get herpies.

3. Where are the real comericals for this? Were is that slutty ugly girl that slept with half the football team back in highschool, where is her comerical? "whats got you down Sandy Sue?" "I've got herpies in my mouth" "how'd that happen Sandy?" "Brand the QB had herpies on his dick, or maybe it was Jack, or Simon." "you don't know?" "Well im pretty sure its Brand, becuase he is the only guy I only sucked off this week. The rest I had full intercorse with, and have yet to get infected *there*." "Well be troubled no more Sandy Sue, do we have a product for you, Its VagaBlast 2, the oral contraceptive. May you no longer be bothered with the pains of mouth herpies." "YAY ^_^, I can continue with my meaningless life of sex with people who don't know me, don't care about me and can't go long enough to ever make me reach orgasim, Thank you Vagablast man."

4. Why do they have her running off with a guy after she gets the miracle meds? She has herpies for the love of God. She doesn't need to be sexing that guy. The comerical in telling people to take meds so people don't see the herpies and saducing people with out them knowing their partners true health.

5.The side effects. Who would want to take anything that would cause some of that stuff. You'd spend the rest of your paycheck fixing the damn side effects.

Stupid comericals


(sorry to anyone affended, this post wasn't ment to insult people with STDs, but stupid stupid comericals.)

[AstroBlue]

There's actually a funny commercial in Australia on tampons.

The boyfriend is playing with a kitten, picks up a tampon and goes "mousey-mousey" and throws it for the kitten to chase. Then you see this kitten playing with tampons.

[James]

The entire rest of the planet has cooler commercials than we have here. Did you ever see the Australian tv spot for a gay radio station (really) that had a singing penis? It was lying limp and the opening at the end was singing, with the whole thing stirring a bit at the stronger song parts. Really, really disturbing and wrong, and you can't take your eyes off it.

James

[Matt]

Stupid me thought this thread was about "private messages". Duh!

[Eight One]

agree. 100%

Pad commericals also suck. They are incapable of making a good pad commercial.

I like how the "test water" is always blue.

[Calliander]

There's actually a funny commercial in Australia on tampons.

The boyfriend is playing with a kitten, picks up a tampon and goes "mousey-mousey" and throws it for the kitten to chase. Then you see this kitten playing with tampons.

My girlfriend's cat used to pull the wrapped pads out of that plastic bag they're in and then he'd go freakin' nuts with the things. You would know he had them because he would "rowr" constantly while he was playing with them. It's like he was offended by them but he just had to keep playing. Hehe.

[Dolemite]

How about the commercial where the girl goes to the bathroom, puts her tampon on the windowsill, and accidently knocks it out and 3 stories down into a bush (not that bush). She proceeds to ransack the bathroom looking for a replacement and discovers a box of generic no-name tampons, which she uses to make a rope to fish her lost tampon out of the bush and back to her. Geez.

My favorite tampon commercial, though? The old-school one where the mom and daughter are cruising along in the car during the rainstorm. The daughter turns and asks, "Mom, do you ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?". Mom proceeds to tell her about Tampax, the clouds part, and they ride away into the sunset.

[Dripdry]

In Australia, don't they just tell the women to buck up and use a stick?