The power of videogames.

[Brisco Bold]

I've learned to masturbate with speed, efficacy and accuracy.

[Tracer]

Ermm... nothing better than accurate masturbation o_O

[Brisco Bold]

LOL!

[Grandia2]

Anyone have a skill obtained by playing videogames?

I'm now able to post sarcastic replies in message boards with ease.

[Satsuki]

You sure you didn't become an attention whore because of games?

Oh Snap!

no, that was the fault of 80s cartoons and really sugary cereal. =(

[Tracer]

Good thing I stuck with Honey Nut Cherrios instead of Trix or FrootLoops. -_o

[arjue]

Ermm... nothing better than accurate masturbation o_O

damn right. Don't you hate it when you accidentally tug on your nuts instead?

OUCH!

[§eraphim]

The main thing that I've gotten is superhuman hand-eye coordination. Strangely enough, I'm kind of clumsy with the other parts of my body. Often I will knock something over with my shoulder, and my hand will shoot out at the speed of light and catch it, without looking.

I do this thanks to aceing Perfect Cherry Blossom.

My driving has improved ten fold. I can now process up to 30-40 things moving in front and back of me at a time. When it rains I can dodge the rain pattern and make it home without getting wet.

D