He should be put on tv as a freak show, and man look at that place freaky as shit.
Can you dig it?
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Geez, if he's not copping a feel he's dangling them out of windows. I don't care if this latest allegation is true or not, this man is a freak and should never be allowed near children ever again.Jackson's Neverland Ranch Searched by Police
BREAKING NEWS: Various news outlets on Tuesday reported that Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch near Santa Barbara was "swarmed" by policemen in conjunction with an unspecified criminal investigation. Santa Barbara police served a search warrant at the singer's sprawling compound at 8:30 a.m. PST, with more than 20 investigators arriving to inspect Jackson's $12 million home; two hours later, the search was still reportedly underway. While a prepared statement from the Santa Barbara police and district attorney's offices would not specify anything further than an "ongoing criminal investigation," Court TV reported on its web site that the search was in connection with abuse allegations brought forward by a 12-year-old boy (a charge that the Associated Press said it could not yet confirm). Jackson's spokesperson, Stuart Backerman, issued a short statement saying the pop star and his three children were not at the ranch but are currently residing in Las Vegas, where they have been living for three weeks while Jackson films a video. Backerman declined further comment on the search, citing a lack of information about the investigation. The search comes on the same day as the release of Jackson's greatest-hits compilation, Number Ones.
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He should be put on tv as a freak show, and man look at that place freaky as shit.
"Punch the yeti! Win a free Llama!"
What the Fonz said!
I used to like him back when he was black, now I just....dunno.
word up holmes.
Wtf? He has 3 kids? Damn, where have I been?
I dunno if he can afford another case like this. I think them last alligations about broke him paying all that stuff outta court.
It is kinda funny to see how he went from a young black kid with singing/dancing skills and anormous afro...to a white woman.
LEWKIT AWL DAT JYUUCE!
I think that he heard about what was going to happen and turned into that kick ass car from Moonwalker and hightailed it to Vegas.
I wish that the world had "Moonwalker" Michael instead of "accused rapist and scary man" Michael.
I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASSOriginally Posted by Dolemite
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None of the kids are actually his. They all have blonde hair and blue eyes, but he swears they are his because "people change".
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They're searching Michael's place? Maybe they'll find Elizabeth Smart again.
omg scanlines suck
They forgot to say that all theyre doing is trying to find the rest of his nose.
To understand man, walk it shoe on other foots.
Prophet of the Prophecy
I always have to laugh when I see this guy referred to as Jacko...what a name.
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Right on. Blonde and blue fucking eyed like you wouldn't believe. All of them. There's no way.None of the kids are actually his. They all have blonde hair and blue eyes, but he swears they are his because "people change".
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