People naming their kids after products.

[Shine]

Maybe I'll name my next daughter Gap or The Gap...

[Grave]

Wait... someone else actualy plays that game?

Awesome.

Oh, I played it, back when I had a PC. Kind of disappointing, though. I played the Sims first and I was expecting to have the opportunity to torture the daughter in the most sadistic and vicious ways possible. Didn't satisfy me, so I went back to the Sims... And trapping people behind furniture and letting the neighbor make out with their significant other, while I force said trapped person to drink coffee until they wet themselves everywhere. And when they get tired? TOO BAD! SLEEP STANDING UP! Death takes a lot longer than you'd think.

Yeah, they don't make enough games that cater to me. Still, Donkey Kong is a great name for a little girl.

[FX]

Why don't parents just kick these kids asses in the morning BEFORE they go to school...save the other kids the trouble?

I went to school with a pair of twins named Lavorris and Tavorris. I was also going through a list of people on my base, and someone here is named "Renaissance".

Courvoisier? Don't they realize that these kids are going to be grandparents someday? I don't want to go to "Grandpa Courvoisier's" for dinner.

Anyway, screw it, my kids are gonna be Tropicana, NyTol, NyQuil, or even "lil Theraflu".

I wanna see someone that names his or her kid "Squall" so I can go to their house and laugh at them.

There is this one couple in EGM that named their kid "Rinoa". It's not a bad name...but I remember that it didn't really match up to the last name to well.

[Matt]

Oh, just remembered!

There was a girl I met a couple of times in high school whose name was Evier (pronounced "evvy-eh"), which is French for "kitchen sink" . She was kinda psycho.

[Cheebs]

While not named after a product, I had twin teammates on my highschool wrestling team named Sir Walter and Sir Valter. The "Sir" was actually part of the name.

[Gymkata]

Swear to Gah'. I know someone who wanted to name their kid Cloud after the guy from that Fantasy game. I also heard one of my classmates had a friend that named her son Kal-El

[Shine]

That shithead kid will never get a job, nor will he ever get into a college.

[Rocca]

Just think how Dick Butkus felt growing up.. no wonder he has the reputation he has in football..

DjRocca - your avatar... what is it, and what is it from?

Yeah sorry about the wait, what they said, GunValkyrie .

[Kenshin]

Why don't parents just kick these kids asses in the morning BEFORE they go to school...save the other kids the trouble?

Theory.

Maybe since parents aren't allowed to spank their children anymore, this is the alternative.

[Gymkata]

That shithead kid will never get a job, nor will he ever get into a college.

Id love to see the reaction on your face when Dr. Kal-El Johnson or whoever performes the quadriple bypass operation that saves you life.

Its that kind of thinking that screws up people and fills the jailcells with people that never had no one to believe in 'em.

*Dismounts soapbox*