People naming their kids after products.

**Mzo** · 20 Nov 2003, 04:05 PM

I'm going to name my kid Mach3 Moccetti.

I like the sound of that.

**Gymkata** · 20 Nov 2003, 04:48 PM

Maybe Ill have a baby girl named Fanta. That sounds kinda pretty.

**Shine** · 21 Nov 2003, 01:47 AM

Originally Posted by Gymkata

Id love to see the reaction on your face when Dr. Kal-El Johnson or whoever performes the quadriple bypass operation that saves you life.

Its that kind of thinking that screws up people and fills the jailcells with people that never had no one to believe in 'em.

*Dismounts soapbox*

Dude, would you hire someone who turned in an application with his first name filled in as Shithead? I'd think it was some kind of joke and throw it away.

*kicks you off your soapbox*

**burgundy** · 21 Nov 2003, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Satsuki

I wanna see someone that names his or her kid "Squall" so I can go to their house and laugh at them.

My roommate senior year called me Squall for months because I was playing FFVIII.

By the way...for each child you name TNL, I'll send you a free t-shirt.

**Mr-K** · 21 Nov 2003, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by IronPlant

But I have a idea the birther will not allow that. Probably want to name it something normal, like Stan, or Josh.

What a bitch.

**frostwolf ex** · 21 Nov 2003, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by burgundy

My roommate senior year called me Squall for months because I was playing FFVIII.

By the way...for each child you name TNL, I'll send you a free t-shirt.

if someone called me squall, i would have to kill them to make an example of them, thats just an insult. that said, my first son will be named shigeru

**BioMechanic** · 21 Nov 2003, 02:58 PM

Not product-related, but here's a few:

I went to school with a girl who was named Tomorrow.

I knew another girl during school who was named Latrina (pronounced la-TREEN-ah).

I've come across the name Darnell, which is a type of grassy weed.

Friend of mine's fiancee is a guy named Mister Lewis. His mom named him that so "everyone would be respectful" when they talk to him.

There's an NHL player named Miroslav Satan.

There was an NBA player a couple years ago named God Shammgod.