Late Night Wars Episode 4: A New Orange Hope

**Drewbacca** · 19 Dec 2003, 01:26 PM

If I go i'm going to steal the worlds fastest minora (although it'll be feb, so I doubt it'll be there) and hit you in the face with it.

**cka** · 19 Dec 2003, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

This is probably only important to Andrew, CKA, and... some... other people... but Conan is shooting four episodes in Toronto starting February 10th!!! I'm so fucking hyped. I just don't know where to get tickets.

Dream come true, ladies, dream come true...

Say wha?! I might have to find some way to get to Toronto in that case...

**Satsuki** · 19 Dec 2003, 06:08 PM

The world's fastest Menorah was the best thing I've ever seen on TV.

**Drewbacca** · 19 Dec 2003, 11:17 PM

Last night baby jesus tested positive for steroids and when they tried to question him he was in a jeep and took off in a remote control car with remote control police cars chasing behind him.

It was awesome.

**NoboruWataya** · 20 Dec 2003, 02:40 AM

Does anyone remember this Conan skit:

SHOOOOES!!!!

Thats all I remember from it besides painful laughter. WTF was that skit!

**cka** · 20 Dec 2003, 02:47 AM

I vaguely remember that...

And the Kwanzaa holiday symbol was comedy gold.

**Rumpy** · 20 Dec 2003, 03:00 AM

Anyone see the piece of loud mouth shit, Bill O'Riley on Conan? Conan is the fucking man! O'Riley is on and starts ranting on about how Conan and the entertainment industry have a duty to give equal time to all political sides, and that Conan shouldn't let stars come on the show to talk about their political agenda or some shit. In typical O'Riley fashion, he tries to bully and shout over Conan everytime he tries to give his side of the issue. Thank god Conan stood up for himself and got over on that loud mouth "I'm always right and nothing you say is right unless I agree with you and let you talk" mother fucker. Conan was able to say his mind (his number 1 goal is an entertaining show, to be funny and make sure everyone has fun. When political guests are on the show, they almost never talk about politics/their political stance on an issue. They have a fun interview about what's going on in their lives and plug a book/cd/movie/show/whatever). And Conan still made it a really funny interview. He saved it at least 3 times.

I gave a shitty summary of what went down, you have to see it for yourself. Just further proof that O'Brien has the best late night show.