"I'm Luvin' It"

**Tracer** · 23 Nov 2003, 06:46 AM

Oh.. their Onionketchuppaste? That's 2/3's of a Double Cheeseburger. That and their rot-gut cheese.

**Kenshin** · 23 Nov 2003, 02:24 PM

Mayo is good.

But if you think mayo on stuff is typically Canadian, you haven't seen poutine. Even KFC offers poutine.

**Tracer** · 23 Nov 2003, 06:02 PM

Mayo is my misery. If I was the Grand-Poobah of It All the stuff would be banned and all caught consumeing it would be pressed. 80 stone.

I'm comfortable not knowing what poutine is.

**Kenshin** · 23 Nov 2003, 06:28 PM

Mayo on burgers, mayo on hot dog, mayo on fries (dutch mayo is best), mayo on sandwiches... it's good stuff.

**Rocca** · 23 Nov 2003, 06:39 PM

The only thing i put mayo on is fries, which i've started recently, fattening, but a guilty pleasure :O

What's the secret of secret sauce anyways? We all know its ingredients [depends where].

**Super-Eggroll** · 23 Nov 2003, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by rezo

See? Get that all the time. Crazy West Coasters. I laugh at you from the east.

I pretty much only go to Burger Town USA.

Yeah, In-N-Out isn't THAT great. Funny story -

I grew up in the mid-west, and my wife grew up in SoCal. When we were dating, she swore up and down that In-N-Out was THE best hamburger and blah-blah I haven't lived until I ate there and yadda-yadda. So, we get married in Vegas, and lo and behold, there's an In-N-Out there! So, of course she wants to go and keeps saying over and over again how she's missed it and whatever.

So I eat one, and she's like looking at me, and she says, "Well?! Isn't this the BEST?!"

Not thinking she'd freak out or anything over some fast-food joint, I say to her, "Um...not to be an ass or nothin', but this was OKAY at best. The lettuce/grease/cheese made the bun soggy, the fries were kinda, I dunno - STALE - and the shake tasted funky. I really don't see what the big deal about this place is."

I swear, I think she would've divorced me right there and then given the look on her face. She was pissy with me the rest of the day - and friggen almost 4 years later - it's still a touchy subject.

My only theory is that they put some kind of LSD or something in the food there and the more you eat it, the more you think it's the ULTIMATE FOOD EVER. How else can you explain the knee-jerk "STFU, you suck!" reaction whenever you say anything against the place?

IN-N-OUT -- It's the Crack.