The Wimpy H2

**Rhydant** · 28 Nov 2003, 11:27 PM

Buahahaha. Owned. I just love that crunching sound as he tries to back up.

Originally Posted by lithium

I'll take something that actually gets over 15mpg.

But you have to admit the H2 is a really cool looking truck. Which is all it has to be. Hummer + looks cool = sold to yuppies everywhere.

1.) The H2 gets much less than 15 miles to the gallon. think 3 or 4.
2.) The H2 looks like a retarded lunchbox on wheels.

lithium · 28 Nov 2003, 11:34 PM

The H2 is not required to have an EPA mileage rating, GM claims it gets 10-13 mpg. Most/all publications seem to agree with that estimate. The Escalade gets EPA 14-18mpg, which is where I drew the 15 from.

The H1 gets anywhere from 3 to 9 mpg, depending on who you ask.

**Wildkat** · 29 Nov 2003, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by lithium

Like pretty much all SUVs, it was likely designed with paved driving only in mind. The H1 on the other hand...

The Jeep Cherokee and Grand Cherokee, Any land rover and the Toyota Land cruiser all are very capable off road vehicles. (other than the Land Cruiser being a piece of shit)

lithium · 29 Nov 2003, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by Wildkat

The Jeep Cherokee and Grand Cherokee, Any land rover and the Toyota Land cruiser all are very capable off road vehicles. (other than the Land Cruiser being a piece of shit)

Yeah, but they're a small minority these days, which is what I meant by the "pretty much". There's an insane number of SUVs out there either meant to replace mini vans or sedans. There's something wrong when companies ranging from Kia to Cadillac have at least one SUV.

**OGcritic** · 29 Nov 2003, 01:29 AM

I'd rather get a Hummer, then an H2. You all know what I mean......

**Calliander** · 29 Nov 2003, 02:02 AM

Originally Posted by Wildkat

Like the guy in the video said, it looks like he popped a tie rod.

Not really that big of a deal, but funny as all the H2 is, is a chevy tahoe with a ton of extra body on it, and im sure all the steering linkage is right from it, a truck with at least 1500 pounds less mass.

Over priced-poseurmobile.

Hartford Whalers? Hehe.

I was really just impressed(?) by the fact that they had to take those rocks slowly. My buddy used to have a Cherokee and we went over worse crap than that at like 10mph.

Man, the Cherokee was such a good vehicle. Then they dashed it for the faggy Liberty. Meh.

**Tracer** · 30 Nov 2003, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by Wildkat

The Jeep Cherokee and Grand Cherokee, Any land rover and the Toyota Land cruiser all are very capable off road vehicles. (other than the Land Cruiser being a piece of shit)

The Jeep Grand Cherokee is probably the only SUV that has any sport in it. The non grand as well.