I had a dream that my then-girlfriend asked me out to the movies on September 24. It turns out that her ex-boyfriend asked her out on September 24. I had no previous knowledge of this.
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A couple weeks ago my girlfriend and I were walking around at Target. This little girl w/ her mom walked by use, raised her arms up to her side and said "eeeeeevil". That's the most recent weird happening. Hilarious, cute, and very bizzare all at once.
Originally Posted by ruhztee
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I had a dream that my then-girlfriend asked me out to the movies on September 24. It turns out that her ex-boyfriend asked her out on September 24. I had no previous knowledge of this.
To understand man, walk it shoe on other foots.
Electronic cigarette.
Look, dogs love trucks. I'm sorry, but this is just something you're going to have to deal with.
I'm Tommy Tallarico
That's a dirty lie.And AFX/omfgninjas are different people dammit.
And I like Parcher. I'd rather have somoene who says too much over someone who can only add "That game is on the top of my must buy list!" or "Haha, you're totally right!" He's well spoken too.
"I can only say that there is not a man living who wishes more sincerely than I do to see a plan adopted for the abolition of slavery." - Tommy Tallarico
And I Have Cut My Body
Dag, yo. Tracer cool.
Once I was in this little town after driving all night, and decided to check into a hotel. It was anice hotel. All those nifty little room frills, well furnished rooms, etc.
The girl who was at the front desk first was not wearing any pants. She was in a very long, very pink shirt with Tweetie Bird on the front and had a nice, thick moustache. I moustache that I myself envied. She was ordering her daughter, who appeared to be age ten or so, around to clean vaarious rooms.
Everything was fine and dandy, and I was filling out the paper for my room when I came the license plate number. Since I can never remember it, I went outside to check. When I came back in, another woman was Windexing the lobby TV and she stopped me.
"Oh! you're the guy from yesterday!" I say "No... No I'm not." She, determined to remember me, says "Oh... Your Jody's boyfriend! I remember you!"
"No, ma'am... I'm the guy from just two seconds ago. I'm checking in..."
"He's the guy from just a second ago," redundantly adds her moustached, yet female, friend.
Girl number one says "Oh, are you here for Skate America?"
"No. No, I'm not... What's the date?"
"You're here for a date?!"
"... No. What's today's date?" I ask again, pointing at the form.
They turned out to be very sweet people. They were out of smoking rooms but snuck me an ashtray, so they couldn't have been too bad. Maybe it was the lack of sleep, maybe you just had to be there, but the whole just felt surreal. But the surreal seems to follow me; I'm convinced that my own town was the basis for Pete and Pete's Wellsville.
So I forced my hands in my pockets and felt with my thumbs and gallantly handed her my very last piece of gum.
Nordic Warrior
Sounds like it felt like it was some kind of alternate world eh? Or like a place from a scary movie:P
No matter how many times I read that... I just can't make any sense of it.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
Electronic cigarette.
My leg fell off. A curious happenstance, but only equaled in sheer opacity by the cry of Ashley Olsen in an industrial blender. Oop! The phone's drowning!
No matter how many times I read that... I just can't make any sense of it.
MORAL VICTORY!
There was something about who-who dealies in cha-cha's I heard somewhere before.
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I know. You should be pissy. He's biting your trademarked style.
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