Hooray for Strip Clubs

[Hot Like Wasabi]

Something about this seems wrong...

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[bandit]

Yeah it's expensive, they only served OJ and pop no booze, the one I went to, ladies were totally naked all 9+ 0r 10s though, and a lapdance cost me like $30. It was alright but having to sit on your hands and having other horny drooling men watching it kinda kills the mood.

The ones I go to, they take you to a balchony or a small private room.

[Kinopio]

The most worthless people in the world are the guys at the entrance of a strip club that show you to your seat and then demand a tip. Thats all they do. I fucking hate them. Like I can't walk to a seat without their assistance.

[Dripdry]

wait, wwait. Hold every phone, Mzo.

Did you say FEELING UP?

You get to TOUCH them here in Miami??
If so, CALL ME TOMORROW NIGHT!!! After I'm done running pizzas, we could go feel up some hot chicks.. I mean, I'll get a bunch of singles from pizza tips... yay!


I've never been to strip club, and until just now, never wanted to go. I still think it's pretty depraved and wasteful.... but you only live once, eh?

[Rumpy]

I hope you're being sarcastic, because unless the law got destroyed, Tampa had a six foot law, meaning the strippers can't come within six feet of you, or some silly shit like that, I barely remember.

Was this recent? I can't remember where it was but I remember hearing that they banned lap dances. I want to say LA but I don't think that's right.

[Diff-chan]

Dripdry, the club I went to in New Jersey let you touch too. It varies from club to club...

[Dripdry]

I sound like I'm 16 or something, but "HOT DAMN, I never rode in a convertible before!"

Put your top down... or take your top off. Hell, take it all off!

[Dripdry]

So, there aren't just turnpikes in New Jersey?

[JMET]

I hope you're being sarcastic, because unless the law got destroyed, Tampa had a six foot law, meaning the strippers can't come within six feet of you, or some silly shit like that, I barely remember.

Do you think its actually enforced.

[Mzo]

wait, wwait. Hold every phone, Mzo.

Did you say FEELING UP?

You get to TOUCH them here in Miami??
If so, CALL ME TOMORROW NIGHT!!! After I'm done running pizzas, we could go feel up some hot chicks.. I mean, I'll get a bunch of singles from pizza tips... yay!

I've never been to strip club, and until just now, never wanted to go. I still think it's pretty depraved and wasteful.... but you only live once, eh?

Dude, I told you to go last time, but you were all like "No, I'm a fag." Anyway, me and my friends kinda made a pact not to go for a while since they (and I stress this, not me, but definitely they) were spending far too much money on every trip. Any time I'd spend money, I'd find myself thinking of all the video games I could be buying with it... *sigh*

Yeah, we can go to Tootsie's whenever you want, but it's more fun the more money you have. I should call up Joanne, too, she's been wanting to go for a while Last time I went was free beer night. Mmm, free beer. So yeah, down here, you can drink all the booze you want, the girls are completely naked, and you get private friction dances with no restrictions on where your hands can be.

I'd rather have sex with a chick in private for free than pay to grope one in public. And if ever I did find myself in a position where I needed to pay for sexual contact, I'd hire a whore.

Though it's amusing to watch pathetic middle-aged guys get their "groove" on. And if your girlfriend finds out you're going to a nudie bar and doesn't get pissed, chances are she'll give you a wicked hummer before you go. For free.

I love that argument. It's a bar where you go to hang out with friends, and there are hot naked chicks around. A lot of people even take their girlfriends. Shit, Al Bundy and his buds did it all the time, and he's my fucking hero.