England is fucking cold

[CynicalSphere]

Eh, forget it. It was a very stupid entymyolgical joke.

[Jeremy]

*Looks at #5 on list
Aww...have fun

[cka]

Like the clap.

Or gingivitis!

[Werewolf]

England is fucking cold

Wouldn't that be "England is bloody cold"...

[Yamcha]

Go back to the beating off women with a stick part.

[Diff-chan]

I prefer the phrase, "it's colder than an iditarod husky's nutsack" myself.

[arjue]

Find David Dickinson and punch him in the head for me.




To David

You sit there looking like a million quid.
Say ‘Bargain Hunters, don’t lose it for a bid’.
One look at you and I’m a believer
I’ve got the hots and it’s no ‘okshun fever’.

Teasing out secrets of ceramics with your teeth.
Lounging on a chaise longue, checking what’s beneath.
Spread on a bed, ‘Ladies look at the size of this!'.
Showing your appreciation with a tender kiss.
Breathing in the scent of hidden drawers
Caressing the curves, then the loud guffaws.
A glance over your shoulder, a conspiratorial air
A twinkle in your eye, a flounce of your hair

You whisper to us of unknown treasures
Lure us into a world of sensual pleasures
You tease us and please, bring colour to our cheeks
As eruditely and most politely you speak of antiques



Cheap as chips.

[stormy]

David Dickinson is the man

[Curtis]

If you shoot Paul McCartney, I'll give you a dollar.

Oooooh. Or beat him to death with his wife's fake leg.

[Lhadatt]

Yes. Faul must be eliminated.