New Nintendo Product

[nakkato]

I think it will be something -like- the iQue, but with an ungodly huge database of roms and emus on it. Think of it this way, Nintendo knows damn well its largest market is nostalgia driven gamers. So by making a console that'll play discs with entire libraries of NES, SNES, and N64 games on it they would literially be printing money by selling you games you've already played or could rip free off the net. In other words, what they've been doing the last 10 years.

We have a winner!

I think Nintendo needs to concentrate on making a system that lives up to its own hype, but that's just my thought.
Heck, when they make a new system, I think that should be listed in its features on the box...

Features of :insertnewnintendosystemnamehere::
-Revolutionary Graphics!
-4 Player Game Support!
-Great Game Library!
-All the features actually mentioned above so we live up to our advertising hype!!! (for real!)

[jonas]

You guys got it all wrong. They are making a new Gamecube Bazooka which will come with a really crappy game and never be used for any other game again.

Then in 2 months announce the brand new and improved Power Glove!

[nakkato]

Then in 2 months announce the brand new and improved Power Glove!

...which is a Power Glove with a Gamecube controller plug soldered onto the end of it.


"Look at the amazing technological advances we have made," they will say.

The biggest technological advance they ever made was the GBA SP, which is basically just a fold up GBA with a backlight. But that backlight took them how many years to develop?? A solid 10 years or so?

[Kbu Chan]

Are you making fun of Nintendo in a weak ploy for acceptance?

Didn't work.

Isn't it obvious, I was making fun of the haters.

"ploy for acceptance?"

?
I think you misunderstand how I feel about you guys.

[nakkato]

They could then make first person fighting games where you're like, really doing the moves.

Ask Konami for that, and they'll make a Martial Beat US just for you, but you'll have to 'fight' figuratively... as in do lame karate moves to some crappy underground Rave music.

Or you can buy an Eye Toy, which at my local wal mart is located right next to the 5 copies of Karaoke Revolution that havent moved since it's release.

And that's ditto for the 3 copies of the Eye Toy they always have.

....or you could go to an arcade and play Mocap Boxing.

[Johnny Nighttrain]

New Info






anyone want to take any guesses?

[Green]

It's that cd add-on for the Super Nintendo that was never released. Sony must've tossed Nintendo a bone and gave it to them.

[SMBChick]

Does something like this hold any water? If it doesn't, what's is the patent describing? To be honest, I'm not technically savvy at all. What's DirectX do exactly?

[burgundy]

It looks like they're patenting console games.

Sony is totally fucked.

[Kidnemo]

ROMZZZZ!