Top 10 Ways to 'do away' with someone.

[Drewbacca]

Don't take it personal. Mzo is the worst of the lot.

Anyway, Calliander take the quote out of your post. I don't think he's seen it yet so we can do away with the spoiler. I've already edited my post.

[Mzo]

Um, he was bitching about Sl1p, first off.

And I'm hardly the worst of the lot around these parts.

EDIT: wait, I forgot we're the same person. My bad.

[nakkato]

EDIT: wait, I forgot we're the same person. My bad.

Hmm. Amnesia?

Or just stupid? I hear stupid is all the rave these days.

[Mzo]

Mzo0 (1:15:43 AM): Say something funny.
Sl1p For Reals (1:16:32 AM): Watashi wa taco
Mzo0 (1:16:36 AM): perfect
Sl1p For Reals (1:16:41 AM): =D
Mzo0 (1:17:31 AM): The "taco" is classic Sl1p.
Sl1p For Reals (1:17:46 AM): Yes, as is the smiley. Thats how you seperate your accounts
Sl1p For Reals (1:17:54 AM): Mzo wouldn't use that gay shit
Sl1p For Reals (1:17:56 AM): But Sl1p goes =D
Sl1p For Reals (1:17:57 AM): XD!!!
Sl1p For Reals (1:17:59 AM): <3
Sl1p For Reals (1:18:07 AM): And Satsuki goes ^_^
Mzo0 (1:18:12 AM): Hell, I started doing that a bit, too.
Sl1p For Reals (1:18:21 AM): XD! is ME BABY...ME
Mzo0 (1:18:23 AM): Oh, and >_O
Mzo0 (1:18:34 AM): Man, the lines are blurring.
Mzo0 (1:18:40 AM): I don't even know who I am anymore.
Sl1p For Reals (1:18:44 AM): MAHAHAHA

[GohanX]

I think I saw this on TV a while back, I can't really remember... but the gist of it went like this:

Tie a guy in a chair naked, or at least with his pants off. Set up a shotgun pointed right at his head. With series of fishing line and a couple of pulleys, attach the other string to the man's penis so that if he gets a stiffy, it will pull the string and BOOM he's dead.

Then have two knockout gorgeous hookers come in and start kissing, groping, get naked etc.

Evil.

[negitoro]

So are there gonna be updated rankings or what ?

[gamevet]

I think I saw this on TV a while back, I can't really remember... but the gist of it went like this:

Tie a guy in a chair naked, or at least with his pants off. Set up a shotgun pointed right at his head. With series of fishing line and a couple of pulleys, attach the other string to the man's penis so that if he gets a stiffy, it will pull the string and BOOM he's dead.

Then have two knockout gorgeous hookers come in and start kissing, groping, get naked etc.

Evil.

I think sex, would be the last thing on my mind, if I had a shotgun tied to my penis.

I think it would take a few more packs of cigarettes. Like 20.

How would you spread the tar from 20 packs of cigarettes on a door knob? It's one thing to smoke 4 packs of cigarettes in a day, but to have the equivalent of 20 cigarettes in 1 minute is devastating. Cigarettes cause the arteries to narrow. With a huge dose of nicatine, the passage ways are narrowed down to near unflowing. It's not something I made up. I've actually heard of military books that outline the technique.

[Dunlap]

Then have two knockout gorgeous hookers come in and start kissing, groping, get naked etc.

Give your victim hot wimmens before they go? How nice...

[Grave]

I can't believe I never looked at this thread until now. There's some quality stuff here.

[Fe 26]

Here is a easy one if you can find a live grenade.

Sneak in house.
Get a glass jar or cup that the grenade will fit firmly in.
Pull pen, but keap your hand firmly around it as to not let the release go.
Set the grenade firmly into the jar.
Set grenade on top of the front door's door nob.
Leave. (by another door)

Its best to do this early in the morning, so you have a full day to get far far away.

When they get home, they try to open the door, which makes the jar fall off, hits floor, heavy grenade breaks glass, nothing is holding the grenade together, boom.