16-year-old Girl to be Flogged for 'Crime' of Adultery

[Gymkata]

Yes, I do make sandwiches for us, do the dishes and sometimes the laundry. And no, I don't iron, because I once used this old @ss piece of metal (REALLY just a hunk of metal with a handle and an electric cord attached) to iron my pants, left an iron-shaped mark on the seat of my pants and had to wear them out in public, the entire day. So....never again.
(1) I make the sandwiches because I'm hungry and ask if he's hungry, (2) don't like eating off dirty crusty dishes, and (3) I make him help me with the laundry, because all of those clothes aren't mine.

Yes yes all interesting......but wheres my sandwich? Im hungry. I have resorted to eating my mouse and my boss is chewing me out for doing so.

[Calliander]

Sandwiches for everyone!!!

[SapphirePhoenix]

Haha, I'm sorry that you're hungry Gymkata. But you HAVE heard of a phone? A take-out menu? Or delivery? Oh, yes and money would be nice, too ^-^. Yeah, you too, Calliander.

[Calliander]

I just had a delcious box of chicken McNuggets and some incredibly tasty french McFries and a thirst-quenching cup of McSprite.

Yum!

[Gymkata]

Haha, I'm sorry that you're hungry Gymkata. But you HAVE heard of a phone? A take-out menu? Or delivery? Oh, yes and money would be nice, too ^-^. Yeah, you too, Calliander.

B-but arent sammiches supposed to just come to me? Im sure that Caliander has some sort of sammich fairy that feeds him.

[Giga Power]

It's sad to think that in almost all forms of religion, the point is to be closer to god. And to provide a groundwork for moral purity, but yet every single time you hear about something to do with religion, it's usually down right evil.

There I said it. Religion is evil.

[Gymkata]

Crooked religion is evil.
See Mathew 21:12
Jesus pwns money changers

[Calliander]

It's sad to think that in almost all forms of religion, the point is to be closer to god. And to provide a groundwork for moral purity, but yet every single time you hear about something to do with religion, it's usually down right evil.

There I said it. Religion is evil.

And suddenly they merged the Big Bang thread and this one...

[Giga Power]

And suddenly they merged the Big Bang thread and this one...

The real sad thing is since I posted this, I've went back and read the entire thread, and I realise now that my posting is just....misplaced.

I should have said something along the lines of..

Iron my shirt, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, and bear me some children.

Sorry for my outburst.

[SapphirePhoenix]

Who is bearing whose children??