Couple suing Wal*Mart because their bag broke

[Dolemite]

have you ever seen her? she must be one fine piece of ass maybe he should get intot he pimp biz.

Maybe he IS in the pimp biz...perhaps her injuries are keeping her off the streets, that would explain the $30,000 he's asking.

[voltz]

She should have her medical bills paid at the very least just to settle the issue.

Her husband on the other hand...

Maybe he IS in the pimp biz...perhaps her injuries are keeping her off the streets, that would explain the $30,000 he's asking.

[Drewbacca]

It's as I've always feared: Being crippled by a jar of Mayonaise.

[MarkRyan]

Whenever the local Albertson's packs one of my bags with heavy stuff I ask them to double bag it, because I'm either walking home or biking (I live just across the street).

The plaintiff's case says that the bag was defective, which means it probably wasn't even overpacked. I don't think they should get shit more than medical costs--it was an accident, and accidents happen. I sort of doubt that not knowing one of your hundreds-of-thousands-of-bags is defective counts as negligence.

[Master]

"I would have double bagged it"

[Rumpy]

Is it even possible for the bottom and the handle of the bag to rip at the same time?
If the shit falls out the bottom, the handle won't break and if the handle breaks you'd probably drop the bag.

[station82o]

heh, looks like farve is on ridalin in that picture

[Kenshin]

The bag, which contained a 32-ounce jar of Miracle Whip, a 46-ounce bottle of ketchup, three 15-ounce cans of fruit, an 18-ounce bottle of ranch dressing and a 12-ounce bottle of mustard, broke open when the Sagers returned home and started to put away their groceries.

1.36L of ketchup? Come on... why the hell would you need that much ketchup anyways?

[Grave]

1.36L of ketchup? Come on... why the hell would you need that much ketchup anyways?

When you think of it in liters, it seems easier to wrap your mind around exactly how much ketchup and Miracle Whip those people are buying. If there was a picture of those two with the story it'd be a lot more telling, but here's how I imagine the scene went down:

[Rumpy]

LOL. Awesome.

Although some people do buy in bulk. Saves money you know. Plus being at Walmart, I'd imagine they were all about that smilie face that rolls back prices for them.