Need help masturbating?

[MechDeus]

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

Not sure if this was already posted, but I'm sure everyone knows someone who could use one.

[Tracer]

For the masturbator who doesn't want that tell-tale forearm.

[Mr-K]

I would never trust a machine with my wang. And with that I'm getting out my credit card.

[Korian]

Well they have these thing in the States. Imagine a friend or
Family member finding out you have something like that, funny
to have to explain.

[GohanX]

If you're gonna make something like that, couldn't you at least make it look like a vagina?

[Mr-K]

If you're gonna make something like that, couldn't you at least make it look like a vagina?

I saw advertisments for those when my computer at home was overrun with spyware.

I had 655 spyware files on there when I scanned it.

[Dyne]

wow, the controller looks like it goes somewhere else. eeewwwww

[Dolemite]

wow, the controller looks like it goes somewhere else. eeewwwww

Ugh, you're right. I wonder if it's controlled by contractions of the anal muscles?

I could easily see some goof using this thing, hitting the wrong setting and catapulting their dick across the room, sans groin...

[Super-Eggroll]

I like how it says at the bottom, "Sorry! Japanese only!" as if it's too good for the rest of us.

[Gohron]

I think this would do more harm then good...