Weird shit happening again

[stormy]

it started like a cheesy anime. Did blood spurt out your nose when you saw her boobies? Did she punch you and send you flying into Home Depot?

[Dolemite]

What would you have us do? Run naked in the street masturbating? We're trying to reach people . . . even you, dude. We think we've got a real solution. Instead of being a bitch why don't you make a contribution?

Dude, I swear, it really happened. Look it up. I'm actually kinda hurt that you don't believe me. SWAT's use of human urine in that case (as opposed to the more accepted dog urine or even simply water) caused a fairly major scandal at the time.

[Brisco Bold]

it started like a cheesy anime. Did blood spurt out your nose when you saw her boobies? Did she punch you and send you flying into Home Depot?

There must have been tentacles somewhere.

[Parcher D.O.D.]

Dude, I swear, it really happened. Look it up. I'm actually kinda hurt that you don't believe me. SWAT's use of human urine in that case (as opposed to the more accepted dog urine or even simply water) caused a fairly major scandal at the time.

You're still bullshitting, but I can deal with the credibility shit. My father saw the blonde and what happened. You are now questioning the credibility of a DTM at Toastmasters. Veteran for 30 years, son.

You can always come back with a, "Well all conservatives are crazy . . . look at Bush". But you will look like a tabloid reading nut case.

What I said is not that improbabble. Greenpeace staff showed up to meet Bruse Babbit (previous Congressman for Cali) wearing fucking bird and turtle suits to protest the nuclear dump site he wanted to build next to the Colorado river.

Is that weird? Yes. Did it still happen? Yes. Get a clue.

[bbobb]

You're 100% correct, protests like you describe happen all the time. In 1962, 12,000 women protesting the war in Vietnam converged on the U.S. Capitol building in Washington D.C. on crutches while wearing I Love NY shirts and at the fateful hour of 12 noon EST, all 12,000 simultaneously dropped a bolt from one crutch and fell to the ground. Those lucky enough to fall into the arms of a bystander were allowed to leave with their boyfriends if said bystander fixed their crutch. Those remaining had to stay on the ground chanting anti-war slogans until SWAT teams sprayed them with high-powered fire hoses connected to tanks filled with fresh, steamy human urine.

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read all day.

[Parcher D.O.D.]

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read all day.

Not as funny as when I think of this guys future. Can you say, "Burger King"? He's lookin for something, but what he really needs is a shower, mouth was and a job aplication.

Crackhead.

[Frogacuda]

I'm still struggling to grasp how you somehow attributed the fact that she wasn't interested to politics instead of the fact that she had a fucking boyfreind.

Geez. How fucking strange. Almost enough for me to think it was an anti-war "happening" type protest because of her patriotic shirt.

there. What the hell was that? There was nothing in any way unusual about your story but you somehow found it so bizzarre that you've attributed it to some trick by liberals or something...

Not as funny as when I think of this guys future. Can you say, "Burger King"? He's lookin for something, but what he really needs is a shower, mouth was and a job aplication.

Crackhead.

You know he's not the real Dolemite, right? He doesn't really look like that. Kinda like how I'm not really a penguin.

[Giga Power]

You're 100% correct, protests like you describe happen all the time. In 1962, 12,000 women protesting the war in Vietnam converged on the U.S. Capitol building in Washington D.C. on crutches while wearing I Love NY shirts and at the fateful hour of 12 noon EST, all 12,000 simultaneously dropped a bolt from one crutch and fell to the ground. Those lucky enough to fall into the arms of a bystander were allowed to leave with their boyfriends if said bystander fixed their crutch. Those remaining had to stay on the ground chanting anti-war slogans until SWAT teams sprayed them with high-powered fire hoses connected to tanks filled with fresh, steamy human urine.

I just spent five minutes cleaning the 7up from my monitor and my keyboard. I shouldn't have been drinking when I read that. That's the hardest I've ever laughed over anything on the net before.
*raises glass*

[Parcher D.O.D.]

I'm still struggling to grasp how you somehow attributed the fact that she wasn't interested to politics instead of the fact that she had a fucking boyfreind.there. What the hell was that? There was nothing in any way unusual about your story but you somehow found it so bizzarre that you've attributed it to some trick by liberals or something...

*Plugs above post into ebonics translator - thinks - This worthless simpleton isn't banned yet?*
I just found it extremely unusual that her boyfriend happend to be there at the same time she was. It just looked like some kind of scam. Frankly, I'm surprised my wallet was still there. If you lived in Chicago or New York you would think so, too.

You know he's not the real Dolemite, right? He doesn't really look like that. Kinda like how I'm not really a penguin.

Uh, I was talking about Bbobb . . . He's a crackhead. You are the only one talking about Dolemite . . . boy.

I just spent five minutes cleaning the 7up from my monitor and my keyboard. I shouldn't have been drinking when I read that. That's the hardest I've ever laughed over anything on the net before.
*raises glass*

Hmmm. I wish I was like you. Easily amused.

[Mzo]

Wow, Frog is a worthless simpleton who should be banned??

Amazing. What next?