GI Joe Movie

[Dolemite]

I find it hard to believe that this could be worse than the first one so...

You could shit into a running movie projector and the images your rancid poo forms up on the screen would still be better than the first film.

[Dolemite]

New movie promo pics are out:

[JBNagis]

Those 2 cobra commander shots are badass. he looks proper now!

[Dolemite]

It's a huge improvement over the first movie, yeah.

[Dolemite]

Just saw the 4 minute preview of GI Joe that plays before Hansel and Gretel. It's an extended fight scene between Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow with some other clips thrown in. The movie looks fucking awesome. I CAN NOT WAIT

BTW, the 3D conversion actually looks pretty good.

[Rumpy]

Did you see Hansel and Gretel? How was it?

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I saw the same stuff. I asked my buddy, "did we just see the most awesome scene in the movie? How can anything be more awesome than that?"
I liked Hansel and Gretel, but my expectations were extremely low. It was goofy as fuck and cliche ridden, so i wouldnt argue with anyone who says it was awful. All i can really say in its favor is Peter Stormare.
Turn off your brain and sit back and enjoy medieval people using 20th century weapons to fight free running kung fu witches.

[Dolemite]

SSJN's take is spot-on. I expected Hansel and Gretel to be retarded fun, and that's exactly what it was. But if you expect even one iota more you'll hate it.

As for Retaliation, I've been cautiously optimistic up until this point, but that preview sealed the deal for me. If the rest of the movie is even half as good as that Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow fight it'll still be a massive improvement over the last movie.

[Yoshi]

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Lol.