GI Joe Movie

**Dolemite** · 12 Jun 2009, 12:29 AM

Thanks for posting that. It had been pulled from Murphy's board and I wanted to read the whole thing.

**Nirvana** · 12 Jun 2009, 01:04 AM

When they're ready to make a good GI Joe movie, give me a call. I'll put something epic together.

**Dyne** · 12 Jun 2009, 08:09 AM

4) Hasbro is panicked that the G.I. JOE brand has been ruined.

How the fuck does a movie go into post production before they finally notice? Were they all fucking blind? As soon as shots started hitting the web they should have known. At the latest they should have known from the Superbowl ad. Fuck it.....they should have known from the moment the script said Mutagen Man Cobra Commander and Crysis suits. There's no shifting of the blame here.

**Space Pirate Roberts** · 14 Jun 2009, 09:00 AM

Those are all good points, but really, the definitive moment they should have known to hit the abort button has to be when a Wayans was brought on board.

**Advocate** · 14 Jun 2009, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by The Gas

The definitive moment they should have known to hit the abort button has to be when Stephen Sommers was brought on board.

fixed for accuracy.

**Mr-K** · 15 Jun 2009, 10:35 PM

I'd like to think sine Paramount execs are going to look at this and just say ".... Alright, fuck it" and just not release the fucking thing.

That's how bad I hope it is.

Either that or I hope it bombs on like... a Cutthroat Island scale

**Melf** · 15 Jun 2009, 11:46 PM

Yeah, this turd is either going to be this bad:

... and never get released, or it's going to implode on a nuclear scale, like Cutthroat Island.

**icarusfall** · 16 Jun 2009, 12:11 AM

I haven't read this thread, but I just saw a trailer for this and it looks fucking abysmal.

Like not even a little bit connected to the source. What the fuck are ninjas doing leaping off missiles in weird suits?