GI Joe Movie

[Advocate]

one word, two syllabes ... makeup.

[youandwhosearmy]

dont forget to get Bay to direct

I think I just vomited in my mouth.

Someone just made a new G.I. Joe thread just a few days ago: http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=47879

Anyway, let's take a look at your link...
What the fuck...?

Ah, shit, the movie is ruined. Fucking assholes.

What did expect them to do with it respect the material?

Hello.

Be happy it ain't Bay directing he'd be casting Will Smith and Martin Lawrence as Duke and and a character from Bad Boys. Then he'd have the military fly over head in jets and bomb something, so he could use that shot from The Rock that he used in Armageddon and Transformers.


Be grateful for that at least.

There is no way this movie will have any of the charm or personality of the T.V. Show, with or without Bay.

[Dolemite]

I have a feeling that Bay has done a better job with Transformers than Sommers will do with G.I. Joe.

Just follow the comic book (or even the cartoon) to the letter and everything will be okay.

[Error]

Then he'd have the military fly over head in jets and bomb something, so he could use that shot from The Rock that he used in Armageddon and Transformers.

Fuck off that shit would be awesome in a GI Joe movie. In fact thats exactly what a GI Joe movie should be. Jets flying, shit getting bombed to fuck.

What they would do wrong is dump Cobra and use A.R.A.B.S. (Arabs Resisting American Bull Shit). Destro would be renamed Habib and would wear a turban, and ARAB Commander would be Bin Laden.

[Advocate]

Fuck off that shit would be awesome in a GI Joe movie. In fact thats exactly what a GI Joe movie should be. Jets flying, shit getting bombed to fuck.

exactly!

What they would do wrong is dump Cobra and use A.R.A.B.S. (Arabs Resisting American Bull Shit). Destro would be renamed Habib and would wear a turban, and ARAB Commander would be Bin Laden.

No.

[Space Pirate Roberts]

On the plus side, it seems Stephen Sommers has backed out over the offered paycheck. On the minus side, there's some craptastic news about the direction the studio wants to take with the characters.

[Dolemite]

This movie will suck moose balls.

If they just stuck to the comic this would be the greatest movie ever. This is really upsetting me.

[Advocate]

I read that news and cried.

Worst.Direction.IMO.

[YellerDog]

Prediction: Everyone will think the Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow fight was alright and hate most everything else about it. The movie will focus way too much on Duke/Flint/whoever, Cobra Commander will be a gay European like movie Doctor Doom, there will be a ton of cool vehicle stuff going on, and most of the stunts will be crappy CG.

[Advocate]

Did you read the news report.

No Cobra, no GI Joe. Its gonna be a buddy movie.