Reply With QuoteWell, Hopefully tonight's the night
Let's see if my EB calls me this evening.
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Yes. Much. You know that nut sack I was talking about? Does the phrase "tea-bag" mean anything to you?Originally Posted by burgundy
I'm too old for you, Father! *wink*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Darkest Soul
Well, Hopefully tonight's the night
Let's see if my EB calls me this evening.
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I can see (barely) how some might be impacted by the story, or lack thereof. Me, I want tons of high-speed, crazy-ass ninja battles, bloodshed, and acrobatic mayhem. Doesn't look like I'm going to be disappointed. One more hellish day of work...
"Fiends! Animals! Bastards!"
If you and NES Ninja Gaiden were drowning... yeah, I'd probably save you, but I'd stare longingly at NES Ninja Gaiden for nearly a full minute before springing into action.
And, later that day when I'm banging you, I'd probably call out NES Ninja Gaiden's name by accident, then cry myself to sleep.
Point is, NES Ninja Gaiden and NG2 are not lame at all.
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Word.
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You tell her Mzo!
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That is the best post of the year, folks.
Playing it right now! EB Called me up during class and I got it afterwards.... I've got 2 hours to play with it, followed by the longest work shift in my LIFE.
GA gave it a C-.
Then, these showed up in the old email inbox.
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Are you crazy ???
I'm from Brazil and I'm reading your review about Ninja Gaiden NOW !!!
YOU ARE CRAZY, SUCKERS !!!!!
FUCK YOU !!
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE !!!
HERE IN BRAZIL, NO ONE LIKES YOU, BECAUSE YOUR REVIEWS ARE SHEET !!!!
OH MY GOD, THIS GUYS NEEDS BRAIN....
THE WORST SITE IN THE WORLD, THE WORST REVIEWERS IN THE PLANET
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Pual Bryant you are complete idiot learn how too review games you fuckin moron
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Hi, After reading your Ninja Gaiden review, that sticks out like a sore thumb from all of the other reviews. I must say that this is the worst review I’ve read ever. It seems as though the reviewer went into playing the game just to give it a low score instead of learning how to play it properly. Furthermore, it seems as though the game was reviewed by the demo rather than the full version of the game. Maybe you guys should replay the game again and look at it for what it is, the best 3rd person action game ever made. The camera is very manageable and in no way as big of a problem as the reviewer makes it out to be. If this is a ploy to get more traffic to your disappointing website, that is just sad. The reviewer sounds like a complete moron that doesn’t know how to play games, who obviously found the game too difficult. So, do the right thing and re-review the game and give it the props it deserves.
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I haven't played Ninja Gaiden yet, but why is there such a difference between your review score and the score in all other media outlets? I know everyone has their opinions, but why would one opinion differ so much from everyone elses?
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What more could I say about your review on Ninja Gaiden? Enjoy your 5 seconds of fame, you narcissistic fan boys. Thanks.
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idot
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I barely visit your site anymore since your staff doesn't seem to be up to par with knowledge or professionalism when it comes to taking a games site seriously. Your Ninja Gaiden review was the last straw, your site is off limits as far as I'm concerned. This is either a joke or you guys are on drugs. How much is Sony paying you guys anyway??????
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You should have Paul Bryant fired.
Who are you guys trying to fool? We know as well as you that Paul Bryant did NOT have the Final version of Ninja Gaiden when he wrote his craptacular ( tried to pretend he's actually played anything more then the demo ) review. Paul Bryant ALSO did the same thing with Voodoo Vince. Sorry you guys aren't nearly important enough to revcieve early copies of games for reviewing purposes, like GameSpot or IGN, but If you guys are EVER hoping to have any credibility on the net, maybe you should quit being such frauds.
Are you guys TRYING to look like morons, giving a game like Ninja Gaiden a C- right after most of the important sites give it great and Indepth reviews ( you know, the sites out there that ACTUALLY have he final version ). Is it really so much to ask to review the game AFTER you've actually played it? If you can't provide fair and level headed REAL reviews.....You guys are a joke.
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FIRE PAUL BRYANT FOR POOR JOURNALISM
His review of Ninja Gaiden was the worst case of journalism I’ve ever read. It’s obvious he didn’t play or explore the game at all.
This attempt at controversy will blow up in his face. I will never visit your site again until he and his shitty writing is removed, nice knowing you.
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you are a fucking fucktard!! the camera could have been better, but it was meant to be up-close so you could see the action and decapitations better. name me a game besides splinter cell that has a better camera! maybe PoP but it was not that great. even if it had a mediocre camera which it doesn't, the gameplay completely makes up for it. go fuck yourself!
thomas
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Only an idiot will rate Ninja Gaiden 6/10. And Paul
Bryant is a big one.
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NINJA GAIDEN - I WILL NEVER GO TO YOUR WEBSITE AGAIN
The reason is obvious you guys have no clue of what you are doing,
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your review of ninja gaiden was complete crap... no one gives a damn what you have to say because EVERYONE is getting the game so you can take ur C- and shove it. that game gets an A+ in my book!
p.s. no one even knows that "gaming age" exists so your word means nothing to no one.
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Are you serious Paul Bryant? Everyone else Gave NG at least a nine... Go back to your 80s sprites. I suppose you're a Nintendo fanboy? Then again, even Kasavin gave NG a 9.4 and he seems to be a huge Nintendo proponent...
And I'm a product of the 80's: Atari 2600 and Odyssey 2000... I guess I shouldn't rip you too bad until I play the game myself...
SOME ADDITIONAL HATRED
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lol you people are such fucking losers.. thats the only thing that i find funny. ill be playing ninja gaiden.. later bitches
5 e-mails from some guy named Kevin saying "YOU ARE GHEY GHEY GHEY GHEY" in the subject line
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LMAO at you guys for giving such games as Big Muther Truckers, Minority report, and Gauntlet Dark Legacy the same score as Ninja Gaiden. To think that Ninja Gaiden belongs in the same company as those other games is maddening. Obviously I will never trust your site for reviews again.
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I am really outraged and disappointed at your mediocre review of Ninja Gaiden. How could you possibly give this game a C-, when everyone else considers it " the best action/adventure game of our time;"? I know you shouldn't always follow what other people think, but your review is really weighing in on the few negatives of the actual game, when just about EVERY other person on this planet hardly even thinks of these negatives as a deterrent to the actual game. Paul mentions that the camera is terrible. I don't know what games you have been playing, but I think the camera is pretty damn manageable, since you can EASILY adjust it any time necessary. A quick tap of the trigger and it's perfect. I can partially see why you're a bit disappointed with the camera, but it really isn't that big of a deal. What really got me angered by your "review" is when you said " 3 or 4 canned combos;". Have you EVEN thought about looking at the move list? If you actually DID take the time to do so, you would notice that there are DOZENS of combos to master, each unique to the different weapons. Maybe you, Paul, button-mash because you didn't even CARE to take the time to master these combos. You must think that Soul Calibur II is a button-masher, or any fighting game for that matter.
You also say that the gameplay gets very repetitive after a while. How is that possible? What keeps the game fresh is the constantly changing enemies that you encounter, for you have to acquire various new skills in order to defeat their different fighting-styles. Their tenaciousness also keeps things fresh and challenging. Since you consider this game button-mashing, obviously your going to get your ass kicked in this game multiple times. As I said before, you should memorize the combos and actually use some strategy. When you say that you are constantly pounded away by enemies on all sides..there is a way to dodge them..by rolling? You know..evasion? It really is implemented very well in this game. Take the time to learn it, and your opinion may change about the cheapness of the game.
I'm sorry, Paul, but your review really angered many people on various forums throughout the country. This will be the LAST time that people, such as myself, will visit your site. I'll stick with IGN and Gamespot..they truly know what they're talking about.
BTW..seing BMX XXX getting a B is just HILARIOUS!
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C-? HAHAAHA. That is pathetic coming from you guys!? Do you need hits so
badly? I think you will feel sad to know that this stunt has totally
BACKFIRED on you. Now Gaming-age will be seen as another lowly nonsense fansite. ZER0 credibility anymore. Off the favorites dearies!
HAHAAHAA, whats with the Ed Note? Are you now feeling the heat? So can
you
show us a screenshot of your "Tecmo sent review copy" of NG? HAHAHA,
lemme guess, you got your NG off OXM? My friend at Tecmo dont know they actually send review copy of games to such puny low traffic sites like Gaming-age. So where is YOUR PROOF of the so-called NG review copy? Cmon, show us a
screenshot, i dare you! Dont be a pussy! Else credibility -10000000,
not
that you guys have much left with a C-. AHHAHAHAH!
Where is the Paul Bryant guy lives? I like to pay him a visit and trash
things out. Let me show him how a gamer plays a great new game and not
whinewhinewhine of nostalgic crap!
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