I Drive Like a Fucking Animal

[Mzo]

I don't think I'm a bad driver but everyone who gets into the car with me tends to get scared. Especially when it come to stopping at lights or behind cars, they all think I stop too late but screw 'em I've got a perfect driving record.

That's pretty much what happens to me, too.

Um... examples, Dole? Last night we were getting close to a toll on I75, so I started looking for change. I didn't realize I was in the wrong lane until the last minute or so, and went right. Well, all the lanes to the right were closed and barricaded. OK, so now I back up and turn the back of my car to the right, and drive perpendicular to and across 5 lanes or so to race the incoming cars into a toll booth that can give me change, because all I could find was a dollar.

[Andy]

OK, so now I back up and turn the back of my car to the right, and drive perpendicular to and across 5 lanes or so to race the incoming cars into a toll booth that can give me change, because all I could find was a dollar.

Good times.

[Gymkata]

Once I get behind the wheel, Im probably going to drift every chance I get. Dont be near me when I drive. Ill slip into "Legend of Mt. Akina" mode.

[Nomi]

Once I get behind the wheel, Im probably going to drift every chance I get. Dont be near me when I drive. Ill slip into "Legend of Mt. Akina" mode.

Little drifting to be had with our 4-wheel drive. Damn you, WRX!

[MVS]

Get a mechanic to disconnent the front wheel drive.

Then go drift someplace far away.

There is a reason there are no famous women race drivers, you know.

[Gymkata]

Little drifting to be had with our 4-wheel drive. Damn you, WRX!

!are you kidding?!

Four wheel drifting is possible. What do you think those nifty WRX drivers do all day?

[Nomi]

!are you kidding?!

Four wheel drifting is possible. What do you think those nifty WRX drivers do all day?

Correction: Four-wheel drifting isn't EASY, as we can't afford to be replacing our car every time my father would mess it up.

He's drifted on some lovely rear-wheel drive junker cars, but all attempts to drift 'carefully' on his baby haven't been too nice.

Get a mechanic to disconnent the front wheel drive.

Then go drift someplace far away.

There is a reason there are no famous women race drivers, you know.

And hey, if I could get my driver's license, I'd be all over changing that. ^^

[Gymkata]

Correction: Four-wheel drifting isn't EASY, as we can't afford to be replacing our car every time my father would mess it up.

Aha; but I said it was possible, not easy. I guess this means that your father hasnt graduated from the "I saw it on InitialD/Rally racing clips and its so easy I can do it" school of driving. Its ok. Ive been majoring in driving skillz poseruring and have been left back for a couple of years now.

[Wildkat]

Im just curious, when did Fishtailing turn into "Drifting" I must have been out sick when they circulated that Memo.

Were you near the junction of 91 and 66 or 91 and 84? It's even worse there. Hehe.

A few miles north of the 84/91 interchange.

I was facing the wrong way on the interstate when I came to a stop.

[Gymkata]

Im just curious, when did Fishtailing turn into "Drifting" I must have been out sick when they circulated that Memo.

I think that "controlled fishtailing" is a reasonable technique. Im sure that rally racers would do it as long as it shaves off time going into a turn.