McGuirk: Thing is Brendan, a lot of guys become fathers and they dont know the first thing about being a father. Ya don't... Janine! Do not stand there! You have to run. Soccer is a game of running. For a game of standing around, as you seem to think it is, we wouldn't need shoes. We would just wear socks, or go bearfoot.
Brendan: Yeah, coach McGuirk, are you all right?
McGuirk: YES, I'M FINE BRENDAN! Thank you for asking. Look Brendan, I know you blame your father for a lot of things and maybe it is all his fault. There you have it.
Brendan: Thanks.
McGuirk: Anyway, don't make the same mistakes I made or my father, or your father.
Brendan: Like what?
McGuirk: Well like this morning, I poured orange juice in my cereal. I wasn't thinking. I just grabbed it, poured it, I was half asleep. Then I realized I loved it. I think its a great a mix. Then I realize its the corporations, and the advertisers that prevent us from doing stuff like this. They program us to think one way milk:cereal and then you realize orange juice:cereal is fine, it all goes in the same place. You know the old saying.
Brendan: Yeah I know that saying.
McGuirk: Point is Brendan, give your father a chance.
Brendan: Right
McGuirk: Janine!, would you prefer I get in my car and drive you up and down the field? Huh? Or do you want me to get you a rickshaw? How bout that? And I'll dri-run you up and down the field in a rickshaw! Welcome to China Janine!
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