Co Workers

[Hot Like Wasabi]

Any one have coworkers who they can't stand or get enough of? I've got this one bitch at work who is going to make me get another job becuase her mood swings are f'n killing me. One minute shes trying to get down my pants and then the next she is giving me the worst attitude and telling me to go to hell. If it was a once in awhile thing I wouldn't care but it is an every fucking day thing, then when I tell the bitch off she looks at me like im crazy

Anyways, I had to vent but any one find themselves in similar situations or opposite?

[Johnny]

Report the sexual harassment and have HER find a new job.

[Mzo]

There's this one woman here who says thank you like 80 times, even when SHE does something FOR YOU. It just won't stop. And her desk is COVERED in Jesus, which is pretty creepy.

And I don't mean your friendly neighborhood Jesus, either; this is blood and guts OHGOD-I'M-DYING Jesus.

[frostwolf ex]

I liek msot of my co-workers quite a bit, but there is a "breeding pair" that work with me who are way over the top with public displays of affection(and are older, so it aint pretty), if i ever get a break when they are together i just cringe in the smokers side and try to avoid any squishy sounds

[Calliander]

My coworkers are awesome, but there was this one job I had once where this middle-aged woman was hired and I had to train her. Our roles were to manipulate Excel lists and edit documents in Quark/Pagemaker and then send out faxes (it was a fax-spam company). I would show her over and over again how to perform Excel functions and why we were doing them and she just never got it. It took two weeks of dealing with her before the company finally realized that she had misrepresented herself on her resume and fired her (and she even had the gall to try to file a suit against them saying they discriminated against her because of her age!). Those two weeks were pure hell, though, because she'd stop paying attention to me and pull out these photos of her taken with Tom Arnold and she would talk about how good an actor he was and all this other weird stuff.

[Dolemite]

Quark

Is Quark had to learn how to use? I was thinking about fucking around with it.

[Rtificial]

I've had to train up some straight up white trash, when I worked in a cotton mill years ago. I have never met such pathetic people in my li...err well they rank up pretty high on my scale of worthless people.

I like everyone at my job now, we all get along like a family, but then again I only work part time so I may miss some stuff.

I guess you could consider these "co-workers". The class I'm in right now in school is one of the last kitchen classes we have in culinary school. We actually serve 5 course meals to customers on Thursday and Friday. Well there are some students that mangage to make it to that class and have NO DAMN CLUE as to what they are doing. It just drives me crazy when its time to plate up and they are asking for help to make something that takes atleast 30+ minutes...and they just got an order for it.

I think all the bad students either dropped or got kicked out, so now I think we got a little, but good group of workers in there now.

[Sl1p]

I work with people who don't know a mini-disc player from a cassette tape recorder.

[Calliander]

Is Quark had to learn how to use? I was thinking about fucking around with it.

Quark sucks. Hardcore. Use InDesign.

[MVS]

Any one have coworkers who they can't stand or get enough of? I've got this one bitch at work who is going to make me get another job becuase her mood swings are f'n killing me. One minute shes trying to get down my pants and then the next she is giving me the worst attitude and telling me to go to hell. If it was a once in awhile thing I wouldn't care but it is an every fucking day thing, then when I tell the bitch off she looks at me like im crazy

I'm going to give you some advice I've been saving for my son. Since I don't have any kids, that sounds pointless, but I digress...

My advice is simple: Fuck her

Seriously.

I did that back in HS. Worked at a Little Ceasers, job was okay, but there was this one goddamn cunt...

I say cunt, because that's what I called her. She was one of those hyper uptight Christian types and always gave me shit for every thing and told me how evil I was. Then she told me she hated the word 'cunt'.

Okay, cunt. That's fine, cunt. Cunt, can you get me a soda? Thanks, cunt. 100x a day. Drove her mad.

Then we started dating and fucking and all that built up hate made the sex phenominal.

So, moral of the story. Fuck chicks you hate. Or maybe it's talk dirty and you'll fuck chicks or something. I don't know, but you get the idea.